My slightly-delayed response to Friday the 13th.
My response to Friday the 13th:
*FLAIL*
Firstly, I got to see the preview for Watchmen with Jefferey Dean Morgan and his absolute sexy body. I will never forgive Kripke for taking him away, but whatever.
At first, I was getting really pissed, because ten minutes or more went by with NO JARED. I was like, where the fuck is he? It was annoying, but he was totally worth the wait. I saw him standing at that store counter with his perfect hair and STUBBLE and I about died. Also, Trent? Was an asshole. Seriously, who acts like a douche bag to a guy trying to hand out fliers for his missing sister? I was kind of hoping Jared would kick his ass right then, but I figured if I waited patiently, he would eventually die a horrible, messy death (and that is always more satisfying in the long-run.)
I was super-relieved that his sister turned out to be the sweet redhead and not the slutty girl that died in the sleeping bag, 'cause honestly? Jared could not plausibly share genes with her.
The fact that Jared/Clay was driving a motorcycle (especially such a sweet, vintage motorcycle) touched that warm, squishy place inside of my heart. It is likely one of the hottest things I have EVER seen. Right up there with Jensen's lightbulb-smashing scene from MBV.
The redneck kid who offered to sell weed to Jared made me absolutely howl with laughter, because there was a kid sitting behind me that sounded exactly like him (I could tell, because he wouldn't shut up throughout the entire movie.) You could just tell he was going to be a dumbass and get himself killed.
Trent was a whiny bitch of the worst sort, and kind of a slut. He was the epitome of a rich, snobby brat. The fact that his "friends" kept destroying his shit made me giggle with pure glee. He also should not be allowed to wield a gun, because he sucks at it. He put like five bullet holes into that Bree girl and started screaming, "OH MY GOD! HE KILLED BREE!" How does he know? He could have killed her with any one of his FIVE bullets. That's why you give the gun to Jared.
I think I might have strained something from laughing so hard when he screamed like a girl. Then, the fact that he dropped the gun in that water just reiterated the fact that he was a total idiot. And to make it even better, he yells, "Where are you, gun?" Like it's going to answer him or something. Again, that is why you should give the gun to Jared.
It was a very satisfying experience to see him die.
I was so worried throughout the entire movie that Jared was going to die. I couldn't even fully enjoy it until I knew for sure that he was going to survive. I 'meep'ed pretty loudly when he was in top of the bus. I was flailing my hands all over the place because he wasn't moving and I thought Jason had killed him. Which would have made me freak out in the middle of the very, very crowded theater.
I wasn't expecting the ending at all. I thought his sister would get to live, but it was definitely a satisfying movie either way. Jared was gorgeous and his hair was just... beautiful. I mean, his hair always looks awesome, but it was even better than usual. It made me wonder what product he uses because hot damn.
*FLAIL*
Firstly, I got to see the preview for Watchmen with Jefferey Dean Morgan and his absolute sexy body. I will never forgive Kripke for taking him away, but whatever.
At first, I was getting really pissed, because ten minutes or more went by with NO JARED. I was like, where the fuck is he? It was annoying, but he was totally worth the wait. I saw him standing at that store counter with his perfect hair and STUBBLE and I about died. Also, Trent? Was an asshole. Seriously, who acts like a douche bag to a guy trying to hand out fliers for his missing sister? I was kind of hoping Jared would kick his ass right then, but I figured if I waited patiently, he would eventually die a horrible, messy death (and that is always more satisfying in the long-run.)
I was super-relieved that his sister turned out to be the sweet redhead and not the slutty girl that died in the sleeping bag, 'cause honestly? Jared could not plausibly share genes with her.
The fact that Jared/Clay was driving a motorcycle (especially such a sweet, vintage motorcycle) touched that warm, squishy place inside of my heart. It is likely one of the hottest things I have EVER seen. Right up there with Jensen's lightbulb-smashing scene from MBV.
The redneck kid who offered to sell weed to Jared made me absolutely howl with laughter, because there was a kid sitting behind me that sounded exactly like him (I could tell, because he wouldn't shut up throughout the entire movie.) You could just tell he was going to be a dumbass and get himself killed.
Trent was a whiny bitch of the worst sort, and kind of a slut. He was the epitome of a rich, snobby brat. The fact that his "friends" kept destroying his shit made me giggle with pure glee. He also should not be allowed to wield a gun, because he sucks at it. He put like five bullet holes into that Bree girl and started screaming, "OH MY GOD! HE KILLED BREE!" How does he know? He could have killed her with any one of his FIVE bullets. That's why you give the gun to Jared.
I think I might have strained something from laughing so hard when he screamed like a girl. Then, the fact that he dropped the gun in that water just reiterated the fact that he was a total idiot. And to make it even better, he yells, "Where are you, gun?" Like it's going to answer him or something. Again, that is why you should give the gun to Jared.
It was a very satisfying experience to see him die.
I was so worried throughout the entire movie that Jared was going to die. I couldn't even fully enjoy it until I knew for sure that he was going to survive. I 'meep'ed pretty loudly when he was in top of the bus. I was flailing my hands all over the place because he wasn't moving and I thought Jason had killed him. Which would have made me freak out in the middle of the very, very crowded theater.
I wasn't expecting the ending at all. I thought his sister would get to live, but it was definitely a satisfying movie either way. Jared was gorgeous and his hair was just... beautiful. I mean, his hair always looks awesome, but it was even better than usual. It made me wonder what product he uses because hot damn.