horrors
today i had the sex talk that has been setting the whole of trinity abuzz from the start of teerm... my 'lecturer' was tony... i consider myself blessed to have had him because he made the talk...amusing.
you see, our friend tony has a lisp and he kind trundled into class with a pile of documents , notes, perhps on the aforementioned topic.
he settled himself on the corner of the teacher's table, neatly patting down his papers
what happened next took me by surprise.
" SHAFE SHEX!!!" he exclaimed, rubbing his hands together. his eyes bugged out a little too.
and i thought ' oh, he has a lisp.' but then, the crazy amelea, the amelea that resides somewhere at the back of my head began to giggle hysterically.i can only imagine what my facial epression must've looked like to poor poor 'tony. i was WRESTLING with my mouth to keep it shut!!!! but i think i onlymanaged to keep it in a queer sort of leer.
then he went on about how our parents spent alot of resources to send us here etc etc. then-
"...RAAAAGING HOR-MONESHH!!!" and i'm sorry to say, that cracked me up and the whole class kinda blinked in amazement at the orange heap of giggles fizzling on the table top. i couldn't help it. i spent the rest of the lesson with me hands over my mouth trying to keep very still so the ppl at the back of the class wouldn't think i was THAT affeted by the content. i bet they think i was immature or something giggling at such a thing...but it was the WAY he did it. oh!
a mild touch can be sexual harrassment as long as you didnt ask for the persons consent. he even went as far as to cut news papaer clippings. there was one of an old dude with his arm slung around a female soldier. and he was getting all exited and waving it infront of our faces, like that old man was someone special. then finally someone spoke up and enlightened us-the old guy was john howard, the pm of australia. ah well. and tony told us that that could be sexual harrassment if he hadn't asked for her permission first. okaaaaaaay. and i was thinking ' uh...okaaaay. you could have just TOLD us....'
WELL. tha's all i have to say...oh and i told benny abt mrs lam and her condoms and he collapsed into fits again. har har
you see, our friend tony has a lisp and he kind trundled into class with a pile of documents , notes, perhps on the aforementioned topic.
he settled himself on the corner of the teacher's table, neatly patting down his papers
what happened next took me by surprise.
" SHAFE SHEX!!!" he exclaimed, rubbing his hands together. his eyes bugged out a little too.
and i thought ' oh, he has a lisp.' but then, the crazy amelea, the amelea that resides somewhere at the back of my head began to giggle hysterically.i can only imagine what my facial epression must've looked like to poor poor 'tony. i was WRESTLING with my mouth to keep it shut!!!! but i think i onlymanaged to keep it in a queer sort of leer.
then he went on about how our parents spent alot of resources to send us here etc etc. then-
"...RAAAAGING HOR-MONESHH!!!" and i'm sorry to say, that cracked me up and the whole class kinda blinked in amazement at the orange heap of giggles fizzling on the table top. i couldn't help it. i spent the rest of the lesson with me hands over my mouth trying to keep very still so the ppl at the back of the class wouldn't think i was THAT affeted by the content. i bet they think i was immature or something giggling at such a thing...but it was the WAY he did it. oh!
a mild touch can be sexual harrassment as long as you didnt ask for the persons consent. he even went as far as to cut news papaer clippings. there was one of an old dude with his arm slung around a female soldier. and he was getting all exited and waving it infront of our faces, like that old man was someone special. then finally someone spoke up and enlightened us-the old guy was john howard, the pm of australia. ah well. and tony told us that that could be sexual harrassment if he hadn't asked for her permission first. okaaaaaaay. and i was thinking ' uh...okaaaay. you could have just TOLD us....'
WELL. tha's all i have to say...oh and i told benny abt mrs lam and her condoms and he collapsed into fits again. har har