Fun Facts About Nix3000
1. Nix3000 is this generation's "Norm."
2. When Nix3000 is offered coke, she replies, "It better be in a frosted mug with lots of rum."
3. If Nix3000 feels like her life is too cluttered, she just goes to the Eagles Nest and gets shit stolen from her.
4. Nix3000 gets more offended when you make fun of the Nest, than if you were to make fun of anyone in her family.
5. When Nix3000 lost her cell phone, she did not worry. All her friends had to do was call the Nest when they wanted to contact her.
6. Nix3000 is so pale, when she needs to light a room, she just takes her clothes off.
7. Nix3000 can get a man anywhere she goes. Even at Woody's.
8. Nix3000 actually prefers men from Woody's.
9. When Nix3000 doesn't have anything to say about her own life, she references episodes of Seinfeld.
10. When Nix3000 does something good for humanity, she wants ALL the credit. She even makes sure of it.
11. When Nix3000 teaches high school, she offers "extra credit" to the kids she thinks are cute.
12. When Nix3000 goes out for "a fancy night on the town," she goes to the pub.
13. Nix3000 only drives to places that are on or around Route 13.
14. Nix3000 has the libido of a 13 year old boy. She starts to light the after-sex cigarette before the guy even walks in the room.
15. Nix3000 puts on Wham! and/or George Michael to relive past sexual experiences.
2. When Nix3000 is offered coke, she replies, "It better be in a frosted mug with lots of rum."
3. If Nix3000 feels like her life is too cluttered, she just goes to the Eagles Nest and gets shit stolen from her.
4. Nix3000 gets more offended when you make fun of the Nest, than if you were to make fun of anyone in her family.
5. When Nix3000 lost her cell phone, she did not worry. All her friends had to do was call the Nest when they wanted to contact her.
6. Nix3000 is so pale, when she needs to light a room, she just takes her clothes off.
7. Nix3000 can get a man anywhere she goes. Even at Woody's.
8. Nix3000 actually prefers men from Woody's.
9. When Nix3000 doesn't have anything to say about her own life, she references episodes of Seinfeld.
10. When Nix3000 does something good for humanity, she wants ALL the credit. She even makes sure of it.
11. When Nix3000 teaches high school, she offers "extra credit" to the kids she thinks are cute.
12. When Nix3000 goes out for "a fancy night on the town," she goes to the pub.
13. Nix3000 only drives to places that are on or around Route 13.
14. Nix3000 has the libido of a 13 year old boy. She starts to light the after-sex cigarette before the guy even walks in the room.
15. Nix3000 puts on Wham! and/or George Michael to relive past sexual experiences.