New respect for all of you who are awake at 8:00
Holy crap! How can anyone be awake at this hour? Its like going to the dentist to get teeth pulled when you don't need any teeth pulled. Ah! I thought I'd try something new, writing in the early morning. Oh wait, I always do that, except its the other early morning, the kind where I just woke up... eww. Damn... I feel like hitting cute cotton tail bunny rabbits, I feel like drowning kittens... I feel like incinerating puppies.
Bah! Do I have anything but complaining to do? I don't know... I just hate mornings. Yesterday I skipped the morning by waking up at 1:00. So why did I wake up 5 hours earlier than normal? Because in 25 minutes I'm going to be making egg sandwiches and then handing them out to like 500 people who live in poverty. I wish I was happy that I was doing this, but truth is, when I'm tired, I'm just fucking tired. And I can't sleep when I know I have to wake up... maybe thats all of your sleep problems, the fact that you have to wake up in the morning. I think no one should have to do that... we should, as a society, have the freedom of waking up at 1 every morning. Or at least noon... maybe 1 is a little much. Wouldn't we all be so much happier? Yesterday I was happy, and I didn't do anything like feed 500 people. Its like my song called "The Dopest Plan Yet" (which has had 250 downloads to date) that has a line in it... "So I fed these homeless dudes chicken that had tumors for free... they tried to bone this cute chick I was working with and share some with me. (Thanks guys!)" That line actually was about this same thing I'm doing today... getting a big truck that has a novelty horn that the driver loves to hit every time he drives by my house (that I am able to sleep through very contentedly) and we make stop at all the small farming towns around that have people who are hungry enough to wait in line for a damn egg salad sandwich that I made. Hey, at least someone likes something I made, right? That should cheer me up... *starts to cry* Maybe I'm supposed to get some caffeine or something? I don't know... but all you early morning saints, I salute you.
Bah! Do I have anything but complaining to do? I don't know... I just hate mornings. Yesterday I skipped the morning by waking up at 1:00. So why did I wake up 5 hours earlier than normal? Because in 25 minutes I'm going to be making egg sandwiches and then handing them out to like 500 people who live in poverty. I wish I was happy that I was doing this, but truth is, when I'm tired, I'm just fucking tired. And I can't sleep when I know I have to wake up... maybe thats all of your sleep problems, the fact that you have to wake up in the morning. I think no one should have to do that... we should, as a society, have the freedom of waking up at 1 every morning. Or at least noon... maybe 1 is a little much. Wouldn't we all be so much happier? Yesterday I was happy, and I didn't do anything like feed 500 people. Its like my song called "The Dopest Plan Yet" (which has had 250 downloads to date) that has a line in it... "So I fed these homeless dudes chicken that had tumors for free... they tried to bone this cute chick I was working with and share some with me. (Thanks guys!)" That line actually was about this same thing I'm doing today... getting a big truck that has a novelty horn that the driver loves to hit every time he drives by my house (that I am able to sleep through very contentedly) and we make stop at all the small farming towns around that have people who are hungry enough to wait in line for a damn egg salad sandwich that I made. Hey, at least someone likes something I made, right? That should cheer me up... *starts to cry* Maybe I'm supposed to get some caffeine or something? I don't know... but all you early morning saints, I salute you.