King, Grand Duke and founder of a dynasty

[jagiello]

Hello, fellow dead ones.

A few words of introduction: I united my country with its most powerful neighbor, giving rise to an empire that at one time stretched from the Baltic to the Black Sea, but now seems to be mostly the butt of jokes. I had four wives (not at the same time, thank God). I fought in many successful campaigns, kicked the

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[vlad3tepes]

Warmest greetings, Uncle Władysław! I can't tell you how gratifying it is to see a familiar face in these parts.

[jagiello]

Same here, whatever.

Listen, you've got any slivovitz? I just got accused of being guilty of Anne Rice's existence, and I need a drink. Come to think of it, I think you had more to do with that... thing. Woman.

[vlad3tepes]

Good heavens! This is a sorrow which must be drowned immediately.

While I will accept a degree of credit blame for the work of Mister Stoker, laying that Rice woman at my feet is really too much.

[jagiello]

Artists, they're always trouble. Those moving picture things now - you wouldn't believe the amount of jokes I had to suffer because the actor playing me forgot to take his watch off. And apparently my cousin's Lithuanian army wore sneakers.

...we'll need more than one bottle.

[erythros]

Pffft. Like you could've done any of it without marrying the Queen gracious King Jadwiga.

I hear her emissaries made you show them your dick so they could be sure you, a barbarian, wouldn't split the Christian King in half. They said you weren't so much at ALL.

PS Good job on stomping the Teutonic Knights, though. That was SWEET.

PPS Through the whole niece connection, you might also be responsible for Anne Rice and the White Wolf hooligans. For SHAME.

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[jagiello]

Like she had any choice. Though if she'd had a sharper axe that one time...

Zawisza was ordered to check if I was not a dirty slob. Of course I had to invite him to the baths with me!

Stomping was good, but I liked the chopping especially. Grandmaster tartare has a nice ring to it.

And she's not MY niece! Not that she wouldn't fit right in with some of my bloodthirsty court. Sophia would have loved her. The bitch.