Rolling up and Sliding Home
No coffee tonight.
Sorry to say I've been under the weather for two days...
Naturally, I attempted to put my OutSick time to good use and write, but the fever made to incoherent to do anything beyond mindless drivel. So I scratched out a few fever-induced, mad-cow tidbits of the Winchesters, Castiel, Ruby and Bobby staring in chat-style crack. Just so you don't think I'm mad - I've also included the nonsense regularly emailed to a friend/coworker because our jobs are mindless and we must have SPN schmoop at work!
CHANGEPURSE?
ChibiSammy: *shakes PlushRuby*
PlushRuby: *ching, ching-ching-ching,ching*
ChibiDean: Cha doing?
ChibiSammy: Trying to figure out where the quarters come out so we can go to the arcade.
PlushRuby: *snicker*
Big Cas: *Rolls eyes, continues to read newpaper*
Bobby: *sips coffee, finishes NY Time crossword in pen, destroys 4 ghosts by proxy of his awesome*
ChibiDean: *helping ChibiSammy shake her* I'll shake - you get underneath and look for a slot.
PlushRuby: Maybe it's invisible! Sammy - you'll have to feel for it.
ChibiSammy: *lip tremble* Nuh-uh. I wanna shake her. I like the ching-ching! Makes my belly tickle!
ChibiDean: *trades jobs* I'll look. *Feels ChibiRuby's feet carefully*
Big Cas: *indirect glare* *Hides sneaky grin behind paper* *waggles angel-fingers*
PlushRuby: *burp* Oh! 'Scuse me!*burp* *BURP* *drops a quarter*
ChibiSammy: YAY! We found 'em!
ChibiDean: Gross! She's a girl!
ChibiSammy: But she makes QUARTERS! *gets her a soda* Chug it! Chug it!
ChibiDean & ChibiSammy: *Cheering* Chug it! Chug it!
PlushRuby: *chugs* *BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP* *pile of quarters.* *glare at Cas* YOU did this!
Big Cas: *snerk-learned-from-Dean* Well, now Dean doesn't need to 'feel' for a slot.
PlushRuby: BAMF= Big Ruby *dives for Cas menacingly*
Bobby: *looks at Ruby and she freezes mid-air* Not in the house.
ChibiSammy/ChibiDean in unison: Cool
Ruby: *drops with a thud to the floor glaring at Cas* Cas, would you please step outside with me so we can settle this?
Cas: *rolls eyes* No. I'm reading the paper. You're the one with the problem, not me.
Ruby: Bobby, where do you keep the Clippers?
Bobby: Oh, no. You're not clipping wings tonight. Last time you did that we three VERY angry visitors at our door. We just finished replacing the last window.
Ruby: Who said anything about clipping wings?
ChibiDean: *dives into Castiel's lap* Nu-uh! Dean's Pie!
Cas: *faceplant on table*
ChibiSammy: *hands over junk* RUBY!
Big Ruby: *scoops up ChibiSammy* *Pets* Just gotta keep him on his toes, Sammy-whammy.
ChibiSammy: Ruby...Booby! *giggle*
ChibiDean: *Cackle & fistpump*
Cas: *smirk*
Ruby: Laugh it up, Cas the Spaz.
ChibiDean: *Bites lip not to snicker* *tries really, really hard not tosnicker* *tries so hard he pops a stitch* ........*snickers*
Cas: *angel-fingers Dean*
ChibiDean: *flops on table, snoring*
ChibiSammy: Dunn, whammy him!
Cas: *whispers to ChibiSammy*
ChibiSammy: *sneaky eyes* Ooo!
Last week:
ChibiRuby: It's a RERUN! New Epi is 23rd.
ChibiDean: NOOOOOOOO! *falls to the ground in mockdeath*
ChibiSammy: DEAN! *panicks* *cries*
ChibiCas: *BAMF*
Big Cas: *scoops up ChibiSammy* Shh. He's not dead.
ChibiDean: *peeks at Ruby* Which rerun?
ChibiRuby: The Monster at the End of this Book
ChibiSammy: *sniffle* You mean like Grover?
ChibiCas: Rabid. Fangirls. *gets tranq guns ready*
ChibiDean: Dude!
This morning:
ChibiDean: *pouts* I'm bored. *throws rock in rubberducky fountain*
ChibiSammy: *leaning over side, sleeves rolled up as he plays with rubber duckies* But we gots a new episode tonight!
ChibiDean: *grump* They're prolly make us mad as each other again.
CHibiSammy: *hugs Dean's knee with wet arms* But I love you!
ChibiDean: Love you too rascal.
Big Cas: *woobied* *shakes fist threateningly at the writers.*
PlushRuby: *peeks out of Sammy's hoodie's hood* When we pwn Dean, Can I have his jacket?
ChibiSammy: !
ChibiDean: *dunks Ruby in the water*
ChibiSammy & ChibiDean: *share cookies from Cas*
Big Cas: *lap full of chibis - WOOBIED!*
PlushRuby: *sunk to the bottom of the fountain**Blows bubbles at them*
Disney land
A fangirl (not me) *woobies Ben Folds*
ChibiSammy:*is jealous you woobie someone else* *whines at Dean*
ChibiDean: *resists - really, he tries this time* *starts loading up the Car*
PlushCas: *on Dashboard swinging feet* what cha hunting?
ChibiDean: BenFolds.
PlushCas: *licking sucker* Why?
ChibiDean: Cause...just cause! *turns up music*
PlushRuby: *squished up in ChibiSammy's arms* *whispers* Benfolds made Sammy cry.
PlushCas: Oh. *prays*
*convenient Icecream truck - driver gets out screaming - chased by ghostsicles*
PlushCas: Oh Look. He's being haunted. I bet he needs help.
ChibiDean: *completely fooled* Hang on Sammy!
ChibiSammy: *completely fooled* Hurry! The pushpops'll melt!
PlushRuby: *no fooled* Very smooth, Wings. Very smooth.
PlushCas: *winks* *wonders: do they make pie flavored icecream?*
Glenda the Good witch: *sneaks in and drops off a stack of hot, fresh pies, vanilla ice cream, and redi-whip*
Chibi-chesters: *come in from saving the ice cream truck driver. See the two coolers and note. With weapons still out they approach the two white coolers. ChibiDean uses the tip of his gun to lift the note's flap and read* "For you. I'm sorry I offended." 0.o
PlushCas: *pushes lid off of the cooler on the right. Steam pours out.* Do you smell that?!
Chibi-chesters: *share a nod. DIVE for the cooler*
PlushRuby: *looks at PlushCas and then the other cooler. Pushes the lid back on that one and a cool breeze escapes* O.O *tries to close lid quick*
Chibi-chesters: More pie?!
PlushRuby: no, Ice cream and Whipped topping.
PlushCas: Whipped topping? Hmmmm *sneaky eyes*
PlushRuby: *grabs a spoon and digs in to the ice cream since the chesters seem uninterested so it is less dangerous*
PlushCas: *can of Redi-whip hidden in his jacket. Sits back and waits*
Chibi-chesters: *propped up on cooler, pie-filled, snoring*
ChibiSammy: *chews chibiDean's shirtsleeve and his own fist*
ChibiDean: *snores with bag of salt and lighter beside him, Sammy half in his lap*
Plush Cas: *Aw!* *woobie*
Plush Ruby: *Phone pictures* *giggles* *gone*
Plush Cas: O.o
PlusRuby: *reappears with four tickets to Disneyland and a box of angel treats.*
Bus Station Babies
Years ago...[Because I love the AU idea!]
ChibiDean: *gives Sammy ONE donut - with sprinkles - and a hot cocoa*
ChibiSammy: YUMMY! *nibbles*
Daddy-chester: *reading paper, drinking hot coffee* *helps chibiDean dip his donut without sloshing coffee everywhere*
ChibiSammy: *nudges Dean* Hey! He's lost! *points at little boy with big blue eyes in Osh Kosh Overalls hovering by doorway*
Daddy-chester: *looks up*
ChibiDean: *walks over to other boy his age* Hi.
ChibiCas: Hi.
ChibiDean: I'm Dean.
ChibiCas: I'm Marcus. [he's a chibi not a vessel yet!]
ChibiDean: Are you lost?
ChibiCas: *nod* *sniffle* Mama got our tickets, but there was this crowd and *sniffle* I lost her!
ChibiDean: *arm around shoulders* C'mon. My Daddy can find her. He can do anything!
ChibiCas: *sniffle* Really?
ChibiDean: Yep. *hold hands**walks to table* Dad?
Daddy-chester: *warm smile*
ChibiDean:This is Marcus. He can't find his mama.
Daddy-chester: Hello, Marcus. Let's go find your mama.
ChibiCas: *Sniffle* Thank you. *always polite*
Daddy-chester: *gets up* *drops cash on table* *Helps Sammy out of the booth*
ChibiSammy: *tears donut in half* *offers un-nibbled half to Cas* Want some?
ChibiCas: *takes donut - nibbles*
ChibiSammy: *takes Dean's other hand*
CHibiDean: Ew! gross Sammy! *grabs napkin, cleans frosting off Sammy-fingers and own* *resumes hand holding*
Daddy-Chester: *walks behind boys out of Dunkin* Where's the last place you saw her, Marcus?
ChibiCas: *points with donut hand* Over at the ticket window. We're gonna go to the mall!
*All walk to window*
ChibiCas: *finishes donut* *wipes fingers on overalls* *sniffle*
ChibiDean: *squeeze hand, shoulder bump* It's gonna be okay. Daddy saves people all the time.
ChibiSammy: Uh-huh! Daddy's awesome! *beams up at John*
Daddy-chester: *suckered by the cute* *big smile at the ticket lady* Ma'am. We've misplaced someone's Mama.
Ticketlady: *leans to see three little boys* *recognizes Cas* Oh! She's at the control office. Hold on, I'll have them send her back down! *calls it in*
ChibiDean: See? *smiles*
ChibiCas: *GLOMPs Dean* *sniffles*
ChibiDean: *hugs back*
CHibiSammy: *feels left out* *hugs Dean too*
Daddy-chester: *grins - allows self to be woobied*
Ticketlady: *ubber woobied* *melts to the floor*
ChibiCas-Mama: MARCUS! *pretty dark haired lady running through the terminal*
ChibiCas: *looks up* Mama! *runs*
ChibiCas-Mama: *scoop n snuggle* Oh sweetie! I got our tickets and turned around! Where did you go?
ChibiCas: I got lost in all the people. I'm sorry!
ChibiCas-Mama: *smile* *wipes his face with a hanky* Oh, no, Baby. It's not your fault. We'll just hold hands the whole time when we're in a crowd - okay?
ChibiCas: *nod* *sniffle* *Smile* *points* This is Dean.
ChibiSammy: I'm Sammy!
ChibiCas-mama: Oh...*Smiles at John - kinda lusty cause - I*T"S JOHN WINCHESTER!*
Daddy-chester: John. *holds out a hand*
ChibiCas-mama: *shakes* Jeannette.
ChibiCas: Dean saved me!
ChibiCas-Mama: *woobied* Did he?
ChibiCas: *nod*
ChibiSammy: But I found him!
ChibiDean: *bumps Sammy* We all did.
ChibiCas: *kicks feet to be put down* *takes off little braided bracelet* I made it in Sunday school. *gives to Dean*
ChibiSammy: *huge eyes* You get to go to school on Sundays? *jealous*
ChibiDean: *blush* Oh. You don't have to give me anything.
ChibiCas: Yeah-huh. We're friends.
ChibiDean: Really?
ChibiCas: *nod*
ChibiDean: *ashamed* I don't have anything to give you.
ChibiCas: Well, I'll make another one next weekend. I can make it and say it's from you.
ChibiDean: *thoughtful frown* *pops spare button out of the lining of his flannel shirt* Can you put this on it? So it's really from me?
ChibiCas: I think so. I'll ask Miss Brown. She'll help me.
Parents: *were talking - now woobied*
ChibiCas-Mama: C'mon sweetie. We've got to catch our bus.
ChibiDean & ChibiCas: *hugs tight*
ChibiSammy: *bounces a little* *waves* Bye Marcus!
ChibiCas: Bye, Sammy. Bye, Dean.
ChibiDean: *smile*
*watch ChibiCas+Mama get on bus*
Daddy-chester: *gives Dean receipt with flowery handwriting on back* Here's his address. You can write him letters sometime.
ChibiDean: *beams* Really?
Daddy-chester: Yeah.
ChibiDean: *deflates* But I can't get letters from him. We move a lot.
Daddy-chester: I gave them the PO box near Bobby's. You'll get letters fine.
ChibiDean: *bounces* Yay!
ChibiSammy: * big eyes* Can I draw him pictures?
ChibiDean: Sure! *folds paper, carefully puts it in pocket*
Daddy-chester: Now, let's hit the head and then the road. Okay?
ChibiSammy: *potty dance* Yeah. I gotta go!
Fevers suck:
ChibiDean: *whimpers* *holds head in his hands* *cries a little*
ChibiSammy: *tiptoeing* *puts ice pack on Dean's head* *gives him water glass too*
PlushCas: *snuggled up, trying to make Dean feel better*
Male service?
ChibiDean: *in full USPS uniform - the one with shorts (United Service for Pwning Skeeze)*snort* No Rain, nor sleet, nor snow -
ChibiSammy: Nor BooBerries! *dragging HUGE mail bag*
ChibiDean: - will keep us from our appointed buttkicking!
ChibiSammy: Or pie!
ChibiDean: *Straightens chibiSammy's uniform*
Big Cas: *holding umbrella over them to shield from pouring rain* *sighs*
PlushRuby: *in rain slicker, hiding in mail bag with pingpong ball bazooka*
Big Cas: *mischief!* *angelwhammies a sticker on her bum -
"To: Bobby Singer
Route 5 Box 355
Deerfield, South Dakota
*DANGEROUS GOODS*
After It's a Terrible Life:
*gives ChbiDean a 'Get out of Yuppie' free card* One use only. Does not expire.
ChibiDean: *waves it as Zacharia* Na ni na ni boo boo!
Zacharia: *Turns Dean into a hippie*
Dean wearing tiedye with full, pale dreadlocks: *looks at Impala* Hey, Sam-the-man, let's trade up for a VAN. We could like put in carpet and little beds and like live out of it. Be totally one with the road. And hey - there's this totally natural wheat grass that you can eat and you don't have to hurt ANYTHING. Totally vegan.
ChibiSam: *little priest outfit* E nomine patris, et filli, et spiritu sancti..
ChibiCas: *BAMF out* *BAMF back* *waves greasebomb steakburger, cheese chili fries, and hot cherry pie under Dean's nose*
HippieDean: *confused*
Bobby: *shoots Zacharia a look*
Zacharia: *immune*
Bobby: You don't fix him soon; it's not gonna be pretty.
Zacharia: What do you think you could say to make me?
Bobby: Two Words: John Winchester
Zacharia: *snort* *unimpressed*
Hippie Dean: *hangs beaded curtain in Impala between front and back* *lights incense* *twirls dreadlock*
*noise stage left - shotgun cocks* *ruby hides in Sammy-pocket*
Zacharia: *?*
John Winchester: Alright, who turned my boy into a hippie? *
Zacharia: I did.
John Winchester: *sigh* *sets gun down* *walks to Zacharia* I said okay to the yuppie thing to get him to man up about the apocalypse. Now you're crossing the line.
Zacharia: *is a ...what Dean and Sammy regularly call the angels*
John: *Punch*
Zacharia: *ceases to exist*
John: *looks at Dean* *Manly hug*
Dean: *BAMF* OMG! Dad! *freaks* omg...my hair!
ChibiDean: *sitting on bumper*
John: *gives Dean buzzcut with straight razor*
ChibiSammy: *hugs John's leg*
ChibiCas: *cleanses car* *gives Dean burger +pie)
John: *nod at Cas* You boys be good.
ChibiDean, ChibiSam: Yessir!
Rainy:
ChibiRuby: *jumps in puddle* *giggle*
ChibiSammy: *jumps in puddle, falls, sits in puddle* *Cries*
ChibiDean: *Bolt!* Sammy?! *picks up soaking Sammy*
ChibiSammy: *woobie* I lost my shoe.
ChibiDean: *wraps in towel* We'll get you more shoes. Promise.
ChibiRuby: *Sammy-woobied* *shakes it off* *makes wet chibi-butt prints on your windows*
Sorry to say I've been under the weather for two days...
Naturally, I attempted to put my OutSick time to good use and write, but the fever made to incoherent to do anything beyond mindless drivel. So I scratched out a few fever-induced, mad-cow tidbits of the Winchesters, Castiel, Ruby and Bobby staring in chat-style crack. Just so you don't think I'm mad - I've also included the nonsense regularly emailed to a friend/coworker because our jobs are mindless and we must have SPN schmoop at work!
CHANGEPURSE?
ChibiSammy: *shakes PlushRuby*
PlushRuby: *ching, ching-ching-ching,ching*
ChibiDean: Cha doing?
ChibiSammy: Trying to figure out where the quarters come out so we can go to the arcade.
PlushRuby: *snicker*
Big Cas: *Rolls eyes, continues to read newpaper*
Bobby: *sips coffee, finishes NY Time crossword in pen, destroys 4 ghosts by proxy of his awesome*
ChibiDean: *helping ChibiSammy shake her* I'll shake - you get underneath and look for a slot.
PlushRuby: Maybe it's invisible! Sammy - you'll have to feel for it.
ChibiSammy: *lip tremble* Nuh-uh. I wanna shake her. I like the ching-ching! Makes my belly tickle!
ChibiDean: *trades jobs* I'll look. *Feels ChibiRuby's feet carefully*
Big Cas: *indirect glare* *Hides sneaky grin behind paper* *waggles angel-fingers*
PlushRuby: *burp* Oh! 'Scuse me!*burp* *BURP* *drops a quarter*
ChibiSammy: YAY! We found 'em!
ChibiDean: Gross! She's a girl!
ChibiSammy: But she makes QUARTERS! *gets her a soda* Chug it! Chug it!
ChibiDean & ChibiSammy: *Cheering* Chug it! Chug it!
PlushRuby: *chugs* *BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP* *pile of quarters.* *glare at Cas* YOU did this!
Big Cas: *snerk-learned-from-Dean* Well, now Dean doesn't need to 'feel' for a slot.
PlushRuby: BAMF= Big Ruby *dives for Cas menacingly*
Bobby: *looks at Ruby and she freezes mid-air* Not in the house.
ChibiSammy/ChibiDean in unison: Cool
Ruby: *drops with a thud to the floor glaring at Cas* Cas, would you please step outside with me so we can settle this?
Cas: *rolls eyes* No. I'm reading the paper. You're the one with the problem, not me.
Ruby: Bobby, where do you keep the Clippers?
Bobby: Oh, no. You're not clipping wings tonight. Last time you did that we three VERY angry visitors at our door. We just finished replacing the last window.
Ruby: Who said anything about clipping wings?
ChibiDean: *dives into Castiel's lap* Nu-uh! Dean's Pie!
Cas: *faceplant on table*
ChibiSammy: *hands over junk* RUBY!
Big Ruby: *scoops up ChibiSammy* *Pets* Just gotta keep him on his toes, Sammy-whammy.
ChibiSammy: Ruby...Booby! *giggle*
ChibiDean: *Cackle & fistpump*
Cas: *smirk*
Ruby: Laugh it up, Cas the Spaz.
ChibiDean: *Bites lip not to snicker* *tries really, really hard not tosnicker* *tries so hard he pops a stitch* ........*snickers*
Cas: *angel-fingers Dean*
ChibiDean: *flops on table, snoring*
ChibiSammy: Dunn, whammy him!
Cas: *whispers to ChibiSammy*
ChibiSammy: *sneaky eyes* Ooo!
Last week:
ChibiRuby: It's a RERUN! New Epi is 23rd.
ChibiDean: NOOOOOOOO! *falls to the ground in mockdeath*
ChibiSammy: DEAN! *panicks* *cries*
ChibiCas: *BAMF*
Big Cas: *scoops up ChibiSammy* Shh. He's not dead.
ChibiDean: *peeks at Ruby* Which rerun?
ChibiRuby: The Monster at the End of this Book
ChibiSammy: *sniffle* You mean like Grover?
ChibiCas: Rabid. Fangirls. *gets tranq guns ready*
ChibiDean: Dude!
This morning:
ChibiDean: *pouts* I'm bored. *throws rock in rubberducky fountain*
ChibiSammy: *leaning over side, sleeves rolled up as he plays with rubber duckies* But we gots a new episode tonight!
ChibiDean: *grump* They're prolly make us mad as each other again.
CHibiSammy: *hugs Dean's knee with wet arms* But I love you!
ChibiDean: Love you too rascal.
Big Cas: *woobied* *shakes fist threateningly at the writers.*
PlushRuby: *peeks out of Sammy's hoodie's hood* When we pwn Dean, Can I have his jacket?
ChibiSammy: !
ChibiDean: *dunks Ruby in the water*
ChibiSammy & ChibiDean: *share cookies from Cas*
Big Cas: *lap full of chibis - WOOBIED!*
PlushRuby: *sunk to the bottom of the fountain**Blows bubbles at them*
Disney land
A fangirl (not me) *woobies Ben Folds*
ChibiSammy:*is jealous you woobie someone else* *whines at Dean*
ChibiDean: *resists - really, he tries this time* *starts loading up the Car*
PlushCas: *on Dashboard swinging feet* what cha hunting?
ChibiDean: BenFolds.
PlushCas: *licking sucker* Why?
ChibiDean: Cause...just cause! *turns up music*
PlushRuby: *squished up in ChibiSammy's arms* *whispers* Benfolds made Sammy cry.
PlushCas: Oh. *prays*
*convenient Icecream truck - driver gets out screaming - chased by ghostsicles*
PlushCas: Oh Look. He's being haunted. I bet he needs help.
ChibiDean: *completely fooled* Hang on Sammy!
ChibiSammy: *completely fooled* Hurry! The pushpops'll melt!
PlushRuby: *no fooled* Very smooth, Wings. Very smooth.
PlushCas: *winks* *wonders: do they make pie flavored icecream?*
Glenda the Good witch: *sneaks in and drops off a stack of hot, fresh pies, vanilla ice cream, and redi-whip*
Chibi-chesters: *come in from saving the ice cream truck driver. See the two coolers and note. With weapons still out they approach the two white coolers. ChibiDean uses the tip of his gun to lift the note's flap and read* "For you. I'm sorry I offended." 0.o
PlushCas: *pushes lid off of the cooler on the right. Steam pours out.* Do you smell that?!
Chibi-chesters: *share a nod. DIVE for the cooler*
PlushRuby: *looks at PlushCas and then the other cooler. Pushes the lid back on that one and a cool breeze escapes* O.O *tries to close lid quick*
Chibi-chesters: More pie?!
PlushRuby: no, Ice cream and Whipped topping.
PlushCas: Whipped topping? Hmmmm *sneaky eyes*
PlushRuby: *grabs a spoon and digs in to the ice cream since the chesters seem uninterested so it is less dangerous*
PlushCas: *can of Redi-whip hidden in his jacket. Sits back and waits*
Chibi-chesters: *propped up on cooler, pie-filled, snoring*
ChibiSammy: *chews chibiDean's shirtsleeve and his own fist*
ChibiDean: *snores with bag of salt and lighter beside him, Sammy half in his lap*
Plush Cas: *Aw!* *woobie*
Plush Ruby: *Phone pictures* *giggles* *gone*
Plush Cas: O.o
PlusRuby: *reappears with four tickets to Disneyland and a box of angel treats.*
Bus Station Babies
Years ago...[Because I love the AU idea!]
ChibiDean: *gives Sammy ONE donut - with sprinkles - and a hot cocoa*
ChibiSammy: YUMMY! *nibbles*
Daddy-chester: *reading paper, drinking hot coffee* *helps chibiDean dip his donut without sloshing coffee everywhere*
ChibiSammy: *nudges Dean* Hey! He's lost! *points at little boy with big blue eyes in Osh Kosh Overalls hovering by doorway*
Daddy-chester: *looks up*
ChibiDean: *walks over to other boy his age* Hi.
ChibiCas: Hi.
ChibiDean: I'm Dean.
ChibiCas: I'm Marcus. [he's a chibi not a vessel yet!]
ChibiDean: Are you lost?
ChibiCas: *nod* *sniffle* Mama got our tickets, but there was this crowd and *sniffle* I lost her!
ChibiDean: *arm around shoulders* C'mon. My Daddy can find her. He can do anything!
ChibiCas: *sniffle* Really?
ChibiDean: Yep. *hold hands**walks to table* Dad?
Daddy-chester: *warm smile*
ChibiDean:This is Marcus. He can't find his mama.
Daddy-chester: Hello, Marcus. Let's go find your mama.
ChibiCas: *Sniffle* Thank you. *always polite*
Daddy-chester: *gets up* *drops cash on table* *Helps Sammy out of the booth*
ChibiSammy: *tears donut in half* *offers un-nibbled half to Cas* Want some?
ChibiCas: *takes donut - nibbles*
ChibiSammy: *takes Dean's other hand*
CHibiDean: Ew! gross Sammy! *grabs napkin, cleans frosting off Sammy-fingers and own* *resumes hand holding*
Daddy-Chester: *walks behind boys out of Dunkin* Where's the last place you saw her, Marcus?
ChibiCas: *points with donut hand* Over at the ticket window. We're gonna go to the mall!
*All walk to window*
ChibiCas: *finishes donut* *wipes fingers on overalls* *sniffle*
ChibiDean: *squeeze hand, shoulder bump* It's gonna be okay. Daddy saves people all the time.
ChibiSammy: Uh-huh! Daddy's awesome! *beams up at John*
Daddy-chester: *suckered by the cute* *big smile at the ticket lady* Ma'am. We've misplaced someone's Mama.
Ticketlady: *leans to see three little boys* *recognizes Cas* Oh! She's at the control office. Hold on, I'll have them send her back down! *calls it in*
ChibiDean: See? *smiles*
ChibiCas: *GLOMPs Dean* *sniffles*
ChibiDean: *hugs back*
CHibiSammy: *feels left out* *hugs Dean too*
Daddy-chester: *grins - allows self to be woobied*
Ticketlady: *ubber woobied* *melts to the floor*
ChibiCas-Mama: MARCUS! *pretty dark haired lady running through the terminal*
ChibiCas: *looks up* Mama! *runs*
ChibiCas-Mama: *scoop n snuggle* Oh sweetie! I got our tickets and turned around! Where did you go?
ChibiCas: I got lost in all the people. I'm sorry!
ChibiCas-Mama: *smile* *wipes his face with a hanky* Oh, no, Baby. It's not your fault. We'll just hold hands the whole time when we're in a crowd - okay?
ChibiCas: *nod* *sniffle* *Smile* *points* This is Dean.
ChibiSammy: I'm Sammy!
ChibiCas-mama: Oh...*Smiles at John - kinda lusty cause - I*T"S JOHN WINCHESTER!*
Daddy-chester: John. *holds out a hand*
ChibiCas-mama: *shakes* Jeannette.
ChibiCas: Dean saved me!
ChibiCas-Mama: *woobied* Did he?
ChibiCas: *nod*
ChibiSammy: But I found him!
ChibiDean: *bumps Sammy* We all did.
ChibiCas: *kicks feet to be put down* *takes off little braided bracelet* I made it in Sunday school. *gives to Dean*
ChibiSammy: *huge eyes* You get to go to school on Sundays? *jealous*
ChibiDean: *blush* Oh. You don't have to give me anything.
ChibiCas: Yeah-huh. We're friends.
ChibiDean: Really?
ChibiCas: *nod*
ChibiDean: *ashamed* I don't have anything to give you.
ChibiCas: Well, I'll make another one next weekend. I can make it and say it's from you.
ChibiDean: *thoughtful frown* *pops spare button out of the lining of his flannel shirt* Can you put this on it? So it's really from me?
ChibiCas: I think so. I'll ask Miss Brown. She'll help me.
Parents: *were talking - now woobied*
ChibiCas-Mama: C'mon sweetie. We've got to catch our bus.
ChibiDean & ChibiCas: *hugs tight*
ChibiSammy: *bounces a little* *waves* Bye Marcus!
ChibiCas: Bye, Sammy. Bye, Dean.
ChibiDean: *smile*
*watch ChibiCas+Mama get on bus*
Daddy-chester: *gives Dean receipt with flowery handwriting on back* Here's his address. You can write him letters sometime.
ChibiDean: *beams* Really?
Daddy-chester: Yeah.
ChibiDean: *deflates* But I can't get letters from him. We move a lot.
Daddy-chester: I gave them the PO box near Bobby's. You'll get letters fine.
ChibiDean: *bounces* Yay!
ChibiSammy: * big eyes* Can I draw him pictures?
ChibiDean: Sure! *folds paper, carefully puts it in pocket*
Daddy-chester: Now, let's hit the head and then the road. Okay?
ChibiSammy: *potty dance* Yeah. I gotta go!
Fevers suck:
ChibiDean: *whimpers* *holds head in his hands* *cries a little*
ChibiSammy: *tiptoeing* *puts ice pack on Dean's head* *gives him water glass too*
PlushCas: *snuggled up, trying to make Dean feel better*
Male service?
ChibiDean: *in full USPS uniform - the one with shorts (United Service for Pwning Skeeze)*snort* No Rain, nor sleet, nor snow -
ChibiSammy: Nor BooBerries! *dragging HUGE mail bag*
ChibiDean: - will keep us from our appointed buttkicking!
ChibiSammy: Or pie!
ChibiDean: *Straightens chibiSammy's uniform*
Big Cas: *holding umbrella over them to shield from pouring rain* *sighs*
PlushRuby: *in rain slicker, hiding in mail bag with pingpong ball bazooka*
Big Cas: *mischief!* *angelwhammies a sticker on her bum -
"To: Bobby Singer
Route 5 Box 355
Deerfield, South Dakota
*DANGEROUS GOODS*
After It's a Terrible Life:
*gives ChbiDean a 'Get out of Yuppie' free card* One use only. Does not expire.
ChibiDean: *waves it as Zacharia* Na ni na ni boo boo!
Zacharia: *Turns Dean into a hippie*
Dean wearing tiedye with full, pale dreadlocks: *looks at Impala* Hey, Sam-the-man, let's trade up for a VAN. We could like put in carpet and little beds and like live out of it. Be totally one with the road. And hey - there's this totally natural wheat grass that you can eat and you don't have to hurt ANYTHING. Totally vegan.
ChibiSam: *little priest outfit* E nomine patris, et filli, et spiritu sancti..
ChibiCas: *BAMF out* *BAMF back* *waves greasebomb steakburger, cheese chili fries, and hot cherry pie under Dean's nose*
HippieDean: *confused*
Bobby: *shoots Zacharia a look*
Zacharia: *immune*
Bobby: You don't fix him soon; it's not gonna be pretty.
Zacharia: What do you think you could say to make me?
Bobby: Two Words: John Winchester
Zacharia: *snort* *unimpressed*
Hippie Dean: *hangs beaded curtain in Impala between front and back* *lights incense* *twirls dreadlock*
*noise stage left - shotgun cocks* *ruby hides in Sammy-pocket*
Zacharia: *?*
John Winchester: Alright, who turned my boy into a hippie? *
Zacharia: I did.
John Winchester: *sigh* *sets gun down* *walks to Zacharia* I said okay to the yuppie thing to get him to man up about the apocalypse. Now you're crossing the line.
Zacharia: *is a ...what Dean and Sammy regularly call the angels*
John: *Punch*
Zacharia: *ceases to exist*
John: *looks at Dean* *Manly hug*
Dean: *BAMF* OMG! Dad! *freaks* omg...my hair!
ChibiDean: *sitting on bumper*
John: *gives Dean buzzcut with straight razor*
ChibiSammy: *hugs John's leg*
ChibiCas: *cleanses car* *gives Dean burger +pie)
John: *nod at Cas* You boys be good.
ChibiDean, ChibiSam: Yessir!
Rainy:
ChibiRuby: *jumps in puddle* *giggle*
ChibiSammy: *jumps in puddle, falls, sits in puddle* *Cries*
ChibiDean: *Bolt!* Sammy?! *picks up soaking Sammy*
ChibiSammy: *woobie* I lost my shoe.
ChibiDean: *wraps in towel* We'll get you more shoes. Promise.
ChibiRuby: *Sammy-woobied* *shakes it off* *makes wet chibi-butt prints on your windows*