On the twelfth day of Christmas,
deadlyinfluence sent to me...
Twelve computers drumming
Eleven dogs piping
Ten cats a-leaping
Nine carebears dancing
Eight watercolours a-dolling
Seven chucks a-sewing
Six pipes a-lightning
Five bla-a-a-ack cats
Four rubber bracelets
Three dresden dolls
Two mayfair witches
...and a slash in a slayers try.