Wow. Livejournal. It's been a... long time, it turns out. I kind of fell off the face of the internet, doing non-fandom writing and having a job and all that good stuff, but then I watched the Avengers movie and then I watched Thor and then I fell down the rabbit hole of fandom again and, well, here I am.

This story is fucking weird. It's born of ( Read more... )

How To Write Badly

1.       Use the phrase “a dance as old as time” to describe sex. Or use any flowery metaphor to describe sex. This includes use of euphemisms for body parts, movements, sensations, et cetera. (Love rocket: not okay.)

2.       Pay no attention to the way a person speaks. Forget all about contractions, because “I am here” and ( Read more... )

So I'm in creative writing classes, as some of you know (or have guessed?). I try not to slash it up while I'm there, because you're supposed to be thinking of original content, right? I mean, it's not called creative fanfiction writing.

Nevertheless: time came for me to write another short story and I just could not get this one out of my head. It' ( Read more... )