Operation Come Out to Friends in a Flamboyantly Gay Fashion Is a Fail
Yep. You heard it right. You're probably thinking I wussed out and that's why it failed. No. I didn't wuss out. Operation Come Our to Friends in a Flamboyantly Gay Fashion failed because like all parties extra people happened to come along that didn't fit into my plan.
Extra Girl #1: Meg-Not only is she a pretty huge gossip, but she also doesn't like me very much. I don't know why, I'm so adorable and charming, I have no idea how anyone could hate me. But she does, and the last thing I need is to give her anything to use against me.
Extra Girl #2: Kiera-I don't like to be mean, but she really is a real live Dumb Blonde. Like when my friends said she was blonde and tall, I thought she'd be like WOW HOT!, but much to my disappointment her personality was a turn off, and she looked too plastic for me.
So that's why my friends don't know yet. And that's why we spent half the night talking about how they all had a crush on a gay guy, and whenever they spotted a hot guy in the mall they'd follow him around. Why couldn't we have stalked that cute girl we saw in the food court? Or the one at the ice cream stand? WHY?
On a side note I was sooo close to buying a pride pin at Hot Topic, but I wussed out. I didn't really feel like having Meg looking over my shoulder at the cash register, see what I was buying and shout out, "Meghan's buying a dyke pin!(yes, I share my name with the girl who hates me. I don't hate her, I harbor feelings of general dislike towards her, but she hates me. How weird. Maybe she has problems with self loathing, so she chooses the girl who shares her name to be the object of her hate.)" I just wanted to buy the one with the interlocked Venus signs, just to have and look at go, "that's me!" and once I come out I'd wear it around to pick up chicks! But no. Maybe next time I go to the mall I'll come out to my friends, buy a pride pin, and get a girl, all in one night.
Extra Girl #1: Meg-Not only is she a pretty huge gossip, but she also doesn't like me very much. I don't know why, I'm so adorable and charming, I have no idea how anyone could hate me. But she does, and the last thing I need is to give her anything to use against me.
Extra Girl #2: Kiera-I don't like to be mean, but she really is a real live Dumb Blonde. Like when my friends said she was blonde and tall, I thought she'd be like WOW HOT!, but much to my disappointment her personality was a turn off, and she looked too plastic for me.
So that's why my friends don't know yet. And that's why we spent half the night talking about how they all had a crush on a gay guy, and whenever they spotted a hot guy in the mall they'd follow him around. Why couldn't we have stalked that cute girl we saw in the food court? Or the one at the ice cream stand? WHY?
On a side note I was sooo close to buying a pride pin at Hot Topic, but I wussed out. I didn't really feel like having Meg looking over my shoulder at the cash register, see what I was buying and shout out, "Meghan's buying a dyke pin!(yes, I share my name with the girl who hates me. I don't hate her, I harbor feelings of general dislike towards her, but she hates me. How weird. Maybe she has problems with self loathing, so she chooses the girl who shares her name to be the object of her hate.)" I just wanted to buy the one with the interlocked Venus signs, just to have and look at go, "that's me!" and once I come out I'd wear it around to pick up chicks! But no. Maybe next time I go to the mall I'll come out to my friends, buy a pride pin, and get a girl, all in one night.