My Mom Might Think I'm A Fag Hag
...because I tend to always root for the gay person. When we were watching Dancing with the Stars, I fanatically rooted for Lance Bass. Now its Thanksgiving morning, and I turned on Ellen while yelling, "My Ellen's on!"
I do this partially on purpose, because it makes my mom feel awkward. I'm pretty sure this goes through her head: Why is this girl always rooting for all these gay celebrities...I bet she's a fag hag! That would explain a lot. Like the gay girls she hangs around with, the rainbow belt she's always wearing, and her dykey look. Yeah, that's it!
Maybe it hasn't occured to her that I'm rooting for my own team. :)
I do this partially on purpose, because it makes my mom feel awkward. I'm pretty sure this goes through her head: Why is this girl always rooting for all these gay celebrities...I bet she's a fag hag! That would explain a lot. Like the gay girls she hangs around with, the rainbow belt she's always wearing, and her dykey look. Yeah, that's it!
Maybe it hasn't occured to her that I'm rooting for my own team. :)