(Private) This is my fucking life
Click to viewARRRRGGGGHHH! WTF AM I DOING? STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP DELIBERATELY SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR DISAPPOINTMENT, YOU STUPID FUCKING GIRL!
Who has accidental orgasms (also: WTF??) over men with boyfriends (blatantly uninterested men with boyfriends, at that) and then fucking continues to fawn over them pathetically.
Please, sense of reason and restraint, come back. I won't throw you out the window in such a cavalier way ever, ever again. Just make this stop.
EDIT: "You mind if I come crash at yours? Its not that I dont want to be alone its that. I would really.. Just. Like to see you. Maybe."
Oh be still my beating heart....
Sense of reason and restraint, gtfo.