Push me down.
I went to Summerfest with Trevor. We saw a guy who bore a striking resemblance to Frederick Douglass. Later on we saw someone who looked like Eric Clapton and another man who looked like a bearded Rivers Cuomo.
I got hit on by a drunken, middle-aged, simpering Irishman. Then I saw a guy who looked like a fat Colin Meloy. What a day.
I discovered, while participating in a foot race down a street in New Bedford, that I am embarassingly slow. It's a damn good thing I don't have to escape from dinosaurs or exploding buildings on a daily basis because I would definitely get eaten or burned. Exploding dinosaurs - forget about it, it would be hopeless for me.
My cat is such a bed-hog. She manages to curl herself up into the tightest, most dense ball of cat that she possibly can. She usually does this on my feet or up against my leg so that I can't move at all. Each night, I'm rendered immobile by fuzzy dark matter. I always end up shoving her off me, but since she has no balance, she just slips down into the trench between my bed and the wall.
I got hit on by a drunken, middle-aged, simpering Irishman. Then I saw a guy who looked like a fat Colin Meloy. What a day.
I discovered, while participating in a foot race down a street in New Bedford, that I am embarassingly slow. It's a damn good thing I don't have to escape from dinosaurs or exploding buildings on a daily basis because I would definitely get eaten or burned. Exploding dinosaurs - forget about it, it would be hopeless for me.
My cat is such a bed-hog. She manages to curl herself up into the tightest, most dense ball of cat that she possibly can. She usually does this on my feet or up against my leg so that I can't move at all. Each night, I'm rendered immobile by fuzzy dark matter. I always end up shoving her off me, but since she has no balance, she just slips down into the trench between my bed and the wall.