Some Valentine's Day cynicism for your reading pleasure.
The only cool thing about this bloody day was that St. Valentine was beheaded.
"If nobody had ever learned to undress, very few people would be in love." - Dorothy Parker
"You know, love means a lot of things," she said. "The first definition is 'intense affection,' followed by 'a feeling of attraction resulting from sexual desire,' 'enthusiasm or fondness,' and then there's 'a beloved person.' But the last one is important, too. Last but not least, 'a score of zero.' - from The Basic Eight
See? I'm proof that you can be in a lovely relationship and still hate this day.
"If nobody had ever learned to undress, very few people would be in love." - Dorothy Parker
"You know, love means a lot of things," she said. "The first definition is 'intense affection,' followed by 'a feeling of attraction resulting from sexual desire,' 'enthusiasm or fondness,' and then there's 'a beloved person.' But the last one is important, too. Last but not least, 'a score of zero.' - from The Basic Eight
See? I'm proof that you can be in a lovely relationship and still hate this day.