Mar 12, 2006 15:00
lets see.
I drank altogether too much last night due to the single greatest game ever. Bennet and I invented it, its called CalvinCards (remember Calvinball?). Its incredibly simple to start but it gets good. To start you play a hand of 5 card stud poker. Winner does not drink, anyone still in the hand to that point drinks the pot, anyone who folds drinks half the size of the last hand they called on. At the end of a round, the winner makes a rule. No targeted rules (e.g. Whenever a bet is placed Meurl drinks). Thats about it. Lets see if I can remember some of the rules we had by the end of the game.
Anyone with an ace in hand drinks for each ace in hand.
Drink for any pairs in hand.
Whenever you say the word Balls drink.
Whenever Didi makes a complete sentence everyone drinks. (later banished when bennet won)
Whenever Charlie argues a point everyone drinks.
Whenever you make a bigoted comment, drink. (that one really fucked me)
If you fold, you drink an additional 5 drinks.
Some rule that made it so winners drink, I cant really remember.
A rule that turned the game into 5 card draw (2 card max).
Thats really all I can remember, but Meurl tells me there were at least 15, 16 rules. Keeping in mind that we were all drinking hard liquor and each pot size was usually about 10 drinks and you drank MORE when you folded than calling usually, I think you can understand why I definately blacked out, with a note from Beal saying that some shit got fucked up and to fix it.
Anyway, try the game if you want to get fucking trashed and your mildly creative.
In other news I had coffee this morning. I never drink coffee anymore, so my body is like spasming randomly but my eyes are about to collapse. I feel like shit, but im pretty happy with the last few days. Need to find something to do this week, oh and a job, i need one of those too.