Craptastic
After many months of traveling the world I finally returned home last week. The first thing I found was 96 messages from Maxie on my answerphone. However, I had rigged up an external hard drive to the answer machine which allowed messages of almost unlimited length to be stored. One particular message from Max went on for two hours. Most of the time he appeared to be drunk, and he cried at least twice. Seems JK won't talk to him. Max was furious I didn't remember his birthday. I have no idea when his birthday is, or was.
In other news, Zoe married a government official and whilst I was invited, I was too busy fighting Communists in Ruritania.
In other news, Zoe married a government official and whilst I was invited, I was too busy fighting Communists in Ruritania.