Happy New Year People
At this time of year I wonder what the fuck Maxie has been doing for the last three months. I think he must be getting sane. I haven't had any death threats in a while. Usually Maxie rings me up at 3:00 am, screams at me for ten minutes and then threatens to kill me. Sometimes I bait him by putting him on hold while I take a shower. Maxie gets very upset.
I sent him a bottle of cheap wine for Christmas. He rang me that night and told me the wine was poisoned. That's Max for you.
Still, I haven't heard from him much. Maybe the wine was poisoned. It shouldn't have been.
I sent him a bottle of cheap wine for Christmas. He rang me that night and told me the wine was poisoned. That's Max for you.
Still, I haven't heard from him much. Maybe the wine was poisoned. It shouldn't have been.