Relapse?
1. Can you legally drink? Yes Ma'am
2. Will you be married in the next 2 years? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I think I have more of a marriage phobia than 90% of guys do! Seriously!
3. Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward? Embarrassed sometimes... Awkward, rarely. Depends on the situation though. If I invite Jehovah's Witnesses inside for Coffee and a rousing debate on religion, and the inevitable damnation of my eternal soul... And Halo comes skipping in and pukes up a bloody tampon on my $400 rug... Yeah, that may be a bit awkward. :)
4. What are your least favorite school subjects? It was always P. E. because I felt so self conscious in front of the other Kids. If only they had offered Yoga! I coulda showed them all up! Hehe!
5. Who was the last person to call you? Stephen. He's driving through floods in Texas.
6. Do you prefer to call or text? call. but texting can be cute too.
7. Do you have a pet? I have a Pet Shark! Seriously... His name is Mr. McChompers and he is still in his egg case. His eyes are in, his mouth is formed and his stripes are getting more and more defined. I also have a Snowflake Eel, a bunch of Fishies, and a Crab or two left. Then of course there are the Flying Monkeys (AKA my 5 Kitties), my 4 Birds, and my 2 sled Doggies!
8. What did you do today? I'm being productive, while waiting for my work package to come in UPS... So I finished processing 27 applications for the Husky Rescue (GOOD LORD, YOU SHOULD SEE MY DESK!) and now I'm completely wasting my time because of these stupid OCD addictions... I SHOULD be cleaning!
9. Do you like carrots? I *love* Carrots!
10. When is the last time you saw your mom? Ooooh... Ouch! Twist the knife! I saw her last on January 13th. And I miss her terribly!
11. Do you believe in karma? HELL YES!!! Dog bless it!
12. Are you taller than 5'5"? Slightly, but yes I am.
13. How many city/towns have you lived in? All over Northern Virginia, and so far just one town here in Flaaahrida.
14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? I cannot wear shoes, they make me fall down... (hope at least ONE person gets where that is from). But seriously... Ever since I moved to Florida, I really don't like wearing shoes if I can help it.
15. Are you a social person? In the Music element, YES. In the Animal Rescue world YES. Otherwise... NO!
16. What was the last thing you drank? I'm hopped up on Mountain Dew!
17. What are your favorite colors? Blue, Silver and Cotton-Candy Pink
18. What are you doing for your next birthday? Well last year I sang drunken Karaoke with Dave fuckin' Vincent! So I'm not sure I can top that... But I will try! Oh yes... I will try!
21. Do you like coffee? I *love* Coffee and am seriously addicted to it.
22. Would you rather have money or love? Love... But money problems complicate love, and sometimes you realize love isn't always enough.
23. Have you ever sat on a roof? Not that I can recall.
24. What are you listening to? These Fighting Words - by DevilDriver
25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? Left side... Fetal position, with Edgar spooning me.
26. Do you know how to play poker? a little.
27. What are you thinking about right now? How guilty I feel because I'm *not* cleaning.
28. Any plans for the weekend? I think I'm gonna go see Jerica on Sunday. Woo-hoo! Girl's Day Out! LOOK OUT!
29. What time do you get up in the morning? usually around 8.
31. Do you eat ranch with your pizza? I have before, and it's pretty good.
32. Last person you IMed? Jo Ann about some Husky apps.
33. Have you ever been in an ambulance? No, luckily.
34. Do you prefer an ocean or pool? Depends. Pools don't give me panic attacks, but I am SSSOOO drawn to the Ocean, even though it still scares me. I just love it...
35. What color shirt are you wearing? Pink. I wear Pink for my Sister!
36. Do you know how to drive a stick shift? no, but I would like to learn.
37. What's bothering you right now? Stupid fucking Boys!
38. Do you hold grudges? Not anymore. It is a waste of time and energy. I have forgiven almost everyone who has ever hurt me.
40. Whose page did you visit last? Myspace... ::twitches::
41. Are you a Lost fanatic? Not yet. I need to rent the DVDs though cause I'm quite curious.
42. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I sleep with living, breathing, miniature and not-so-miniature, walking, talking aminals!
43. Earphones or headphones? headphones.
44. At this very moment what should you be doing? cleaning, and listening for the doorbell so I can actually work.
46. What is the color of your bedroom walls? white.
47. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth? I try to, yes.
49. Are you mad about anything? this goddamn recession! (and the fact I can't seem to spell recession).
50. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car? ohhhh yes!
51. Last two people to text you? Stephen and probably Jerica.
52. Have you ever thought you liked someone and then found out that you really don't? LOL!! Yes... So much time wasted!
53. Have you ever kissed someone? Ummmm... :p
54. How was this weekend? Dramatic. And painful.
55. Do/did you listen to your parents? Usually after I realize *my* way is the wrong way.
56. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone? Not owning one after breaking down in the middle of nowhere? That was pretty stupid!
58. Have you ever wanted someone you thought you couldn't have then found out they liked you? Yes! A certain someone does come to mind. :)
59. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars? Many, many, many wounds.
60. What was going through your mind during your last kiss? That it probably WAS our last kiss...
61. Is there anyone that doesn't like you because of something you did? Probably. But most people are FAKE and don't let you know when they don't like you. So I don't know who they are.
62. Have you ever played naked Twister? Noooooo!
63. Do you think your first love affects the way you go on with life? It's quite possible.
64. How did you meet the last person you kissed? Hahaha! stupid MySpace...
65. Would you ever consider having a relationship? I'm starting to think they aren't all they're cracked up to be.
67. What do you think about the person that last texted you? Unfortunately, I miss him.
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch... Mmmmmmm, fattening!
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Probably Wendy's right now. They have more yumminess to choose from.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: CHAINwise, probably Chili's or Ruby Tuesday?
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. at least 20%. 25-30% if I really like them. And 40-50% if they're flaming gay!
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Salads, Pineapples, Chinese Food!
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Usually Cheese... Since most Pizza places don't offer Shrimp... I also like Chicken, Onions and Green Peppers.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Bacon? LOL
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A beautiful Tropical Oasis
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2. A GIANT one that has a blue and yellow rorschach test growing on it (don't ask), and then one I keep in my music room.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. There is some controversy to that... I write, and play guitar with my right hand, however I give preference to my left when it comes to eye and foot coordination. LONG story...
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. An icky mole... Then there's that third arm...
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. a 300 pound Piano. Not kidding...
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. not entirely.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. no. it would make it impossible to enjoy the rest of my life.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Tawanda!
Q. What colors do you think looks best on you?
A. black is slimming...
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. My mouth has not... However I have a disturbing story that I will leave out of this post.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. There is some debate on that.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I'd kiss em for free. But I'll take $100 too. :p
Q. would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. HELLLLL NO!!!
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Sure.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. If it came out flattering, yes!
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Probably not.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Depends on who it is. ?
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. I don't have pockets.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: It actually grew on me.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: I have laminate in most of the house, and dark green carpeting in the bedrooms.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand in the shower, sit in the tub.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Only boy roommates, I cannot live with girls. Although I'm starting to think living alone is the way to go.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: one now... Since my terror Puppy ate all my other ones.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: We got pulled over on our way to a show a couple months ago, and the Cop thought we were cute. :)
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Queen
Lastology
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: Jo Ann
Q: Last person who called u?
A. Stephen
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Halo
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 13
Q: Season?
A: Autumn
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Unfortunately. Quite a few someones.
Q: Mood?
A: Obsessive
Q: Listening to?
A: Wednesday 13 - Skeletons
Q: Watching?
A. the screen
Q: Worrying about?
A: my Mommy
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: potty
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. snorkle with Manatees!
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A. Spinal Tap
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I hope to be there again someday soon.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I try.
2. Will you be married in the next 2 years? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I think I have more of a marriage phobia than 90% of guys do! Seriously!
3. Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward? Embarrassed sometimes... Awkward, rarely. Depends on the situation though. If I invite Jehovah's Witnesses inside for Coffee and a rousing debate on religion, and the inevitable damnation of my eternal soul... And Halo comes skipping in and pukes up a bloody tampon on my $400 rug... Yeah, that may be a bit awkward. :)
4. What are your least favorite school subjects? It was always P. E. because I felt so self conscious in front of the other Kids. If only they had offered Yoga! I coulda showed them all up! Hehe!
5. Who was the last person to call you? Stephen. He's driving through floods in Texas.
6. Do you prefer to call or text? call. but texting can be cute too.
7. Do you have a pet? I have a Pet Shark! Seriously... His name is Mr. McChompers and he is still in his egg case. His eyes are in, his mouth is formed and his stripes are getting more and more defined. I also have a Snowflake Eel, a bunch of Fishies, and a Crab or two left. Then of course there are the Flying Monkeys (AKA my 5 Kitties), my 4 Birds, and my 2 sled Doggies!
8. What did you do today? I'm being productive, while waiting for my work package to come in UPS... So I finished processing 27 applications for the Husky Rescue (GOOD LORD, YOU SHOULD SEE MY DESK!) and now I'm completely wasting my time because of these stupid OCD addictions... I SHOULD be cleaning!
9. Do you like carrots? I *love* Carrots!
10. When is the last time you saw your mom? Ooooh... Ouch! Twist the knife! I saw her last on January 13th. And I miss her terribly!
11. Do you believe in karma? HELL YES!!! Dog bless it!
12. Are you taller than 5'5"? Slightly, but yes I am.
13. How many city/towns have you lived in? All over Northern Virginia, and so far just one town here in Flaaahrida.
14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? I cannot wear shoes, they make me fall down... (hope at least ONE person gets where that is from). But seriously... Ever since I moved to Florida, I really don't like wearing shoes if I can help it.
15. Are you a social person? In the Music element, YES. In the Animal Rescue world YES. Otherwise... NO!
16. What was the last thing you drank? I'm hopped up on Mountain Dew!
17. What are your favorite colors? Blue, Silver and Cotton-Candy Pink
18. What are you doing for your next birthday? Well last year I sang drunken Karaoke with Dave fuckin' Vincent! So I'm not sure I can top that... But I will try! Oh yes... I will try!
21. Do you like coffee? I *love* Coffee and am seriously addicted to it.
22. Would you rather have money or love? Love... But money problems complicate love, and sometimes you realize love isn't always enough.
23. Have you ever sat on a roof? Not that I can recall.
24. What are you listening to? These Fighting Words - by DevilDriver
25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? Left side... Fetal position, with Edgar spooning me.
26. Do you know how to play poker? a little.
27. What are you thinking about right now? How guilty I feel because I'm *not* cleaning.
28. Any plans for the weekend? I think I'm gonna go see Jerica on Sunday. Woo-hoo! Girl's Day Out! LOOK OUT!
29. What time do you get up in the morning? usually around 8.
31. Do you eat ranch with your pizza? I have before, and it's pretty good.
32. Last person you IMed? Jo Ann about some Husky apps.
33. Have you ever been in an ambulance? No, luckily.
34. Do you prefer an ocean or pool? Depends. Pools don't give me panic attacks, but I am SSSOOO drawn to the Ocean, even though it still scares me. I just love it...
35. What color shirt are you wearing? Pink. I wear Pink for my Sister!
36. Do you know how to drive a stick shift? no, but I would like to learn.
37. What's bothering you right now? Stupid fucking Boys!
38. Do you hold grudges? Not anymore. It is a waste of time and energy. I have forgiven almost everyone who has ever hurt me.
40. Whose page did you visit last? Myspace... ::twitches::
41. Are you a Lost fanatic? Not yet. I need to rent the DVDs though cause I'm quite curious.
42. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I sleep with living, breathing, miniature and not-so-miniature, walking, talking aminals!
43. Earphones or headphones? headphones.
44. At this very moment what should you be doing? cleaning, and listening for the doorbell so I can actually work.
46. What is the color of your bedroom walls? white.
47. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth? I try to, yes.
49. Are you mad about anything? this goddamn recession! (and the fact I can't seem to spell recession).
50. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car? ohhhh yes!
51. Last two people to text you? Stephen and probably Jerica.
52. Have you ever thought you liked someone and then found out that you really don't? LOL!! Yes... So much time wasted!
53. Have you ever kissed someone? Ummmm... :p
54. How was this weekend? Dramatic. And painful.
55. Do/did you listen to your parents? Usually after I realize *my* way is the wrong way.
56. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone? Not owning one after breaking down in the middle of nowhere? That was pretty stupid!
58. Have you ever wanted someone you thought you couldn't have then found out they liked you? Yes! A certain someone does come to mind. :)
59. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars? Many, many, many wounds.
60. What was going through your mind during your last kiss? That it probably WAS our last kiss...
61. Is there anyone that doesn't like you because of something you did? Probably. But most people are FAKE and don't let you know when they don't like you. So I don't know who they are.
62. Have you ever played naked Twister? Noooooo!
63. Do you think your first love affects the way you go on with life? It's quite possible.
64. How did you meet the last person you kissed? Hahaha! stupid MySpace...
65. Would you ever consider having a relationship? I'm starting to think they aren't all they're cracked up to be.
67. What do you think about the person that last texted you? Unfortunately, I miss him.
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch... Mmmmmmm, fattening!
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Probably Wendy's right now. They have more yumminess to choose from.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: CHAINwise, probably Chili's or Ruby Tuesday?
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. at least 20%. 25-30% if I really like them. And 40-50% if they're flaming gay!
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Salads, Pineapples, Chinese Food!
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Usually Cheese... Since most Pizza places don't offer Shrimp... I also like Chicken, Onions and Green Peppers.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Bacon? LOL
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A beautiful Tropical Oasis
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2. A GIANT one that has a blue and yellow rorschach test growing on it (don't ask), and then one I keep in my music room.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. There is some controversy to that... I write, and play guitar with my right hand, however I give preference to my left when it comes to eye and foot coordination. LONG story...
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. An icky mole... Then there's that third arm...
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. a 300 pound Piano. Not kidding...
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. not entirely.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. no. it would make it impossible to enjoy the rest of my life.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Tawanda!
Q. What colors do you think looks best on you?
A. black is slimming...
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. My mouth has not... However I have a disturbing story that I will leave out of this post.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. There is some debate on that.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. I'd kiss em for free. But I'll take $100 too. :p
Q. would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. HELLLLL NO!!!
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Sure.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. If it came out flattering, yes!
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Probably not.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Depends on who it is. ?
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. I don't have pockets.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: It actually grew on me.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: I have laminate in most of the house, and dark green carpeting in the bedrooms.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand in the shower, sit in the tub.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Only boy roommates, I cannot live with girls. Although I'm starting to think living alone is the way to go.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: one now... Since my terror Puppy ate all my other ones.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: We got pulled over on our way to a show a couple months ago, and the Cop thought we were cute. :)
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Queen
Lastology
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: Jo Ann
Q: Last person who called u?
A. Stephen
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Halo
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 13
Q: Season?
A: Autumn
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Unfortunately. Quite a few someones.
Q: Mood?
A: Obsessive
Q: Listening to?
A: Wednesday 13 - Skeletons
Q: Watching?
A. the screen
Q: Worrying about?
A: my Mommy
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: potty
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. snorkle with Manatees!
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A. Spinal Tap
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I hope to be there again someday soon.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I try.