i have sidebangs now.

[dcatherine]

the sister is home now
im so happy, for real
but the things that slay me - i mean really make me cringe - include:

• leaving dirty glasses everywhere
• leaving random shoes/sandles/slippers/sock scattered around the house
• not flushing
• not closing the shower curtain after use
• wet towels on MY sheets
• tv left on at all hours
• piles of cast off garments on bathroom floor
• not loading dishes in dishwasher

these are habits of the sister's.. and no matter how many times i scream yell plead with her, she wont break out of the comfortable mold of pig in which she is resting.
so after awhile, ill get used to it
but FUCK
when i FINALLY come HOME from a trying day at WORK i DO NOT want WET FUCKING SHEETS
nor do i want EMPTY POPCORN BOWLS at the foot of my bed strategically positioned so as to LURE me into kicking them OVER.
now ive turned into WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER and it is ALL her FAULT.

ahem

alright.  im just going to go clean up...