AFK
A note is tapped to J.D.'s door in the residence of Titans East...
AFKBRBLOLBBQ
I am going ON A QUEST! Not just any quest! A quest to... uh... OH NO LOOK BEHIND YOU!
...Did you fall for that? I bet you totally did. Especially if you're Roy. (Haha, just kidding, I bet Shortpants fell for it first. And then Wallers, but no one will notice if he's even there to look behind his shoulder too fast for the rest of you to notice. Which is why I put gum on the floor. Lots of it!)
Tula, darling, I love you. And we need to keep our secret love secret from your husband who is reading this... damnit! Well, you know what to do now. Plan Alpha-Delta 4.512b. The Rubber Bands are in the ball, comrade!
Anyway, going away for a bit to my HOMELAND. Except, not, as I'm not really leaving this universe. I suppose I could leave this universe but I don't know how I'd leave this universe so there's that question. I suppose I can't just step on an elevator and be like, "HOME PLANET PLEASE!" Or could I? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Moving on! Here is a list of things to be attended to in my absence:
♥ The Death of Superman. Come on team, I know we can do it!
♥ Feeding of the creature that lives in the dishwasher. I put him there last week and forgot about him. He's pretty nasty.
♥ Clean the gum up off the floor.
♥ Give Shortpants a wedgie.
♥ Subvert the Economy using nothing but fish patties and paper towels.
♥ Start Operation Impending Doom 2
♥ Get jobs as a traveling Rock Band
♥ Ride around in a van and solve at least 1 Mystery. "Changeling" must be the dog.
♥ Whoever those CDs, DVDs and other movies in the main room belong to, I spent all night last night switching the cases around. Have fun~!
♥ I have short sheeted three beds.
♥ Smile! No, seriously. All of you. Smile! (This includes you, Donna!)
And that's all I had! Be back later~!
AFKBRBLOLBBQ
I am going ON A QUEST! Not just any quest! A quest to... uh... OH NO LOOK BEHIND YOU!
...Did you fall for that? I bet you totally did. Especially if you're Roy. (Haha, just kidding, I bet Shortpants fell for it first. And then Wallers, but no one will notice if he's even there to look behind his shoulder too fast for the rest of you to notice. Which is why I put gum on the floor. Lots of it!)
Tula, darling, I love you. And we need to keep our secret love secret from your husband who is reading this... damnit! Well, you know what to do now. Plan Alpha-Delta 4.512b. The Rubber Bands are in the ball, comrade!
Anyway, going away for a bit to my HOMELAND. Except, not, as I'm not really leaving this universe. I suppose I could leave this universe but I don't know how I'd leave this universe so there's that question. I suppose I can't just step on an elevator and be like, "HOME PLANET PLEASE!" Or could I? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Moving on! Here is a list of things to be attended to in my absence:
♥ The Death of Superman. Come on team, I know we can do it!
♥ Feeding of the creature that lives in the dishwasher. I put him there last week and forgot about him. He's pretty nasty.
♥ Clean the gum up off the floor.
♥ Give Shortpants a wedgie.
♥ Subvert the Economy using nothing but fish patties and paper towels.
♥ Start Operation Impending Doom 2
♥ Get jobs as a traveling Rock Band
♥ Ride around in a van and solve at least 1 Mystery. "Changeling" must be the dog.
♥ Whoever those CDs, DVDs and other movies in the main room belong to, I spent all night last night switching the cases around. Have fun~!
♥ I have short sheeted three beds.
♥ Smile! No, seriously. All of you. Smile! (This includes you, Donna!)
And that's all I had! Be back later~!