Why Outer Space Sucks

[geek_lantern]

There were things about outer space, Kyle Rayner thought to himself, that truly and genuinely sucked

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[sinestro_corps]

Something streaks past him. A yellow blur.

[geek_lantern]

.... Well so much for making good time home.

Kyle took off after the blur.

[sinestro_corps]

//Searching for appropriate sentient.//

It zips through space, suddenly dodging and weaving as Kyle approaches.

//Achieving contact with Green Lantern. Initiating evasive maneuvers.//

[geek_lantern]

Okay, just a ring, without a suitable meatsack yet. That had to be at least slightly better.

Kyle pushed himself faster, then created a giant robotic t-rex that snapped its jaws shut around the ring, attempting to contain it.