I hate stupid people... especially at the gas station
My evening getting gas after the movie tonight goes something like this:
I pull up at the pump at the same time someone in a car pulls up on the other side.
D-Bag in the car yells out - "Looks like a faggot on a red dildo!" (yep, on my scooter, no one else around)
Me - Making yappy mouth motions with my hands, bobbing my helmet left and right, I then proceed to take off gloves.
D-Bag in the car - "What? You makin' fun of me? Fuck that!" and gets out of car.
Me - Take off helmet and turn around to face said D-Bag. Oh, he's upset that I disrespected him in front of his girl AND his boy. He's maybe 23 or 24, fully puffed up at maybe 5'7" (athletic tho) and walks over to me.
D-Bag out of the car - "What's so funny ya faggot?"
Me - Big sigh. I stand up straight, lean over and quietly so his friends in the car can't hear say, "Look, I don't want to whip your ass in front of your girl AND your boy but I will put my foot up your ass if you don't get out of my face. I'm in no mood. And my foot is pretty big."
D-Bag out of the car - Head starts bobbing up and down... slowly backs away and goes into the store part of the gas station.
Me - gas and gear up and leave the station. D-Bag still inside almost 5 minutes later. Must have been a difficult choice of 22s...
I hate stupid people. Wish the world wasn't so populated with them.
The end.
I pull up at the pump at the same time someone in a car pulls up on the other side.
D-Bag in the car yells out - "Looks like a faggot on a red dildo!" (yep, on my scooter, no one else around)
Me - Making yappy mouth motions with my hands, bobbing my helmet left and right, I then proceed to take off gloves.
D-Bag in the car - "What? You makin' fun of me? Fuck that!" and gets out of car.
Me - Take off helmet and turn around to face said D-Bag. Oh, he's upset that I disrespected him in front of his girl AND his boy. He's maybe 23 or 24, fully puffed up at maybe 5'7" (athletic tho) and walks over to me.
D-Bag out of the car - "What's so funny ya faggot?"
Me - Big sigh. I stand up straight, lean over and quietly so his friends in the car can't hear say, "Look, I don't want to whip your ass in front of your girl AND your boy but I will put my foot up your ass if you don't get out of my face. I'm in no mood. And my foot is pretty big."
D-Bag out of the car - Head starts bobbing up and down... slowly backs away and goes into the store part of the gas station.
Me - gas and gear up and leave the station. D-Bag still inside almost 5 minutes later. Must have been a difficult choice of 22s...
I hate stupid people. Wish the world wasn't so populated with them.
The end.