Batfic--With Benefits (Pg-13)
Title: With Benefits
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tim deals with being a vigilante like all good, little boys. Except for the part where he totally doesn't.
Pairings: Robin/Various (slash)
Setting: Tentatively set after Identity Crisis, but any stressful event in Tim's career (post-YJ) will do.
Notes: Sort of for the Lord King Bad Fic Challenge because I adore protective older brother Dick and bombshell Timmy. But mostly it was inspired by a t-shirt at the mall. Words of promiscuous wisdom: "Be nice to your brother. His friends might be hot."
It wasn't easy, being a vigilante. Dick knew that as well as the next guy prowling rooftops by night. And it was only logical that, over time, there would be certain techniques developed to deal with the many pains of defending justice.
So, naturally, Tim wasn't the first vigilante to drown his sorrows in a week long sex fest. Hell, he wasn't the first vigilante in Gotham to think up that little trick. But he was the first vigilante Dick knew of to unapologetically sleep with every crime fighter either of them had ever worked with.
Superboy, of course, was the logical starting point. It hadn't been all that surprising to find them making use of the Titan's supply closet. Dick had half-expected something of the sort, given how close the two were. And anything Kon and Tim were involved in naturally became of interest to Kid Flash...
That really should have been enough to keep the kid busy for days! A speedster and a part-Kryptonian clone? Even if Superboy tired out there was no way Tim could outlast Wally's little cousin.
Except apparently he had. Or, most likely, he bested a speedster-sized attention span.
Which, it seemed, was where Gar took over. And maybe Dick could forgive him a little. It wasn't easy being green and all that.
But really! Roy, at least, should have known better. It was almost criminal, doing something like that with your best friend's little brother. And he didn't even want to think about how Garth factored into the whole thing...
"Are you still sulking?" Tim demanded. "I said I was sorry."
"Forgive me for being concerned that my little bro was apparently able to lure the entire superhero community into bed with him," Dick snapped.
"It wasn't the entire superhero community." Tim replied, hotly. "It's not going to be, either."
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yeah." Tim stuck his tongue out. "How's it feel to be the only superhero on earth not to get laid?"
Some days Dick really wished he was an only bat-ward.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tim deals with being a vigilante like all good, little boys. Except for the part where he totally doesn't.
Pairings: Robin/Various (slash)
Setting: Tentatively set after Identity Crisis, but any stressful event in Tim's career (post-YJ) will do.
Notes: Sort of for the Lord King Bad Fic Challenge because I adore protective older brother Dick and bombshell Timmy. But mostly it was inspired by a t-shirt at the mall. Words of promiscuous wisdom: "Be nice to your brother. His friends might be hot."
It wasn't easy, being a vigilante. Dick knew that as well as the next guy prowling rooftops by night. And it was only logical that, over time, there would be certain techniques developed to deal with the many pains of defending justice.
So, naturally, Tim wasn't the first vigilante to drown his sorrows in a week long sex fest. Hell, he wasn't the first vigilante in Gotham to think up that little trick. But he was the first vigilante Dick knew of to unapologetically sleep with every crime fighter either of them had ever worked with.
Superboy, of course, was the logical starting point. It hadn't been all that surprising to find them making use of the Titan's supply closet. Dick had half-expected something of the sort, given how close the two were. And anything Kon and Tim were involved in naturally became of interest to Kid Flash...
That really should have been enough to keep the kid busy for days! A speedster and a part-Kryptonian clone? Even if Superboy tired out there was no way Tim could outlast Wally's little cousin.
Except apparently he had. Or, most likely, he bested a speedster-sized attention span.
Which, it seemed, was where Gar took over. And maybe Dick could forgive him a little. It wasn't easy being green and all that.
But really! Roy, at least, should have known better. It was almost criminal, doing something like that with your best friend's little brother. And he didn't even want to think about how Garth factored into the whole thing...
"Are you still sulking?" Tim demanded. "I said I was sorry."
"Forgive me for being concerned that my little bro was apparently able to lure the entire superhero community into bed with him," Dick snapped.
"It wasn't the entire superhero community." Tim replied, hotly. "It's not going to be, either."
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yeah." Tim stuck his tongue out. "How's it feel to be the only superhero on earth not to get laid?"
Some days Dick really wished he was an only bat-ward.