Especially when speaking with authority to managers and even to VPs of fortune 500 companies.
I've always bee a grunt on the line; there to follow orders, not give them.
It's a very unsettling sensation.

Snowboarding after thanksgiving.
Snowboarding again for 3 DAYS the weekend of the 10th of December.
Also cocks.

I need a haircut very, very badly.
It's like something einstein would wear, only without the massive mindwarping theorems about relativity.

Inferno: You are in a dark room. In the darkness, you can make out a corpse on the floor and a switch on the wall. Obvious exits are north, south and Lavos ( Read more... )

So I was at emily's house tonight, watching Four Brothers, when Aaron calls. My phone is very loud in a quiet room. Even with the volume at one, if you're right next to me, you can hear the other person clearly.
Anyway, I answer, we chitchat a bit, and then this happens ( Read more... )

Buckle up!

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One of our managers is former military ( Read more... )

I also lost my cell phone. I now have no way to get in touch with peoples.
Also, I've found that when I don't move for more than about an hour, my lower spine makes a lot of noise. Not quite "cracking my knuckles" loud, but noticable.

I think I was just hustled into going on a blind date.
Good thing the person was normal, or I'd have to hide from the tiny, angry cambodian who set it up for the rest of my life.

There's a gas leak outside, so I can't leave.
I was literally about to jump in my car and go to work, when a fireman knocks on my car and tells me I can't go nowhere's.
So I call into work, and let them know, at which point I go downstairs to find they're STILL trying to get ahold of my next door neighbor.
Haha, you're such a crackhead, Sam.