Nov 07, 2013 11:41
Father: What are you up to today?
Me: I'm just about to go for a run *stretching*
Father: ...I thought you were coming to see Grandma with me this morning?
Me: Oh, when are you going?
Father: I just need to go to the toilet.
Also I think we should do some vacuuming.
Me: Ok. Get it done! *goes and eats a piece of toast*
LATER
ME: So what time are we going?
Father: Probably after lunch. You can go for a run now.
ME: I just ate some toast!
Father: Well I didn't force you to eat it!