TRAUMATIZED. I AM PHYSICALLY TRAUMATIZED.

*flails about a bit*

(Goodbye, Alias. Goodbye.)

Heads up! 24 spoilers in the comments, yo.

LOST AU CRACKFIC. BASICALLY, I STOLE JJ ABRAMS' OTHER IDEA. UM. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, permissionslip. YOU ARE REALLY FAB, MARISSA COOPER WOMAN, BECAUSE YOU SEND ME AWESOME TUNES LIKE "GETTIN' SOME." !!!

Twisting Incognito. Jack/Kate, Sawyer, Milo Rambaldi (in spirit), R.

( The worst part about it, about this and every briefing these last few weeks, is staring across the table and knowing that he buys every word. He has no reason not to. )

UM, JJ ABRAMS, WHAT IN THE HELL. WTF.

( ALIAS OMG )

This icon is secretly about the Derevkos. Also, who knew that I could love Katya so much? Seriously.

TITLE: For we are bound by symmetry
AUTHOR: daygloparker
FANDOM: Alias
PAIRING/CHARACTER: Katya and the entire Derevko clan
SUMMARY: "The child sleeps through most of Russia."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: For allthingsholy in derevkoficathon; requirements: Katya, Paris, an unbrella, and an apology. permissionslip ( Read more... )

Why didn't I rec this before? *woe* The Influence of Many Circumstance, by permissionslip. Cracktastic Alias fic, yo. Five different version of Nadia.

For what it's worth, the first draft of this? was totally written in my dorm room and (I think) one of my classes.

If Kristin (E! Online)'s Alias spoiler turns out to be true, then that's honestly the most retarded thing I HAVE EVER HEARD. Seriously. And that's on a show whose plot points include elixirs that make you undead and a big giant floating red ball of water in Russia ( Read more... )

God bless LJ and icon tutorials, you know? Otherwise, I wouldn't know shit about Photoshop. This GIP is courtesy of two fabulous pop art ones, here and here. Also, notice how I stole the gun from my header? lol.

While searching for screencaps of the beginning of "Search and Rescue," I've decided that, after watching that dance, if you had any ( Read more... )

WHYYYYYY, JJ. WHY??! WHY DO I LET YOU MANIPULATE ME LIKE THIS? For the love of all that is holy, you insane human being, you.

( Lost )

Wait, wait, wait-- WHAT? ( clarification on tonight's Alias )