YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

[daygloparker]

TRAUMATIZED. I AM PHYSICALLY TRAUMATIZED.

*flails about a bit*

(Goodbye, Alias. Goodbye.)

Heads up! 24 spoilers in the comments, yo.

Comments

[nursedianaklim]

I'm going to eat JJ's babies.

[daygloparker]

THINGS BETTER REDEEM THEMSELVES ON WEDNESDAY ON LOST BECAUSE OTHERWISE I AM GOING TO DRAW BLOOD.

SpyGeneration #1 is GONE. Completely GONE. *SOBS*

[nursedianaklim]

HE KILLED MY FAKE OLDER TV BF AND MY FAKE OLDER TV GF WTF.

STABBY.

[daygloparker]

AND SHE WAS TOTALLY MEAN, TOO.

SHE DIED NOT KNOWING THAT JACK WAS DEAD. DID YOU NOTICE, SARK DIDN'T TELL HER THAT PART.

YEAH. STABBY.

[nursedianaklim]

AND I LOVE HOW JACK WAS PRACTICALLY DANCING AROUND SINGING SHOWTUNES WITH BULLETS IN HIS CHEST.

AND HOW SYD AND CARRIE WERE TURNED INTO BABY MACHINES.

AND ... STABBY.