this time NOT a rip-off of a plot from Community (OR IS IT)

[daygloparker]

Um. So. Hey, you guys. Spoilers for what I can only imagine is the season finale of Law & Order? Oh my God did I seriously just type those words onto a screen? (You know how we all joke that LOST is a bastard abusive boyfriend? LAW AND ORDER FRANCHISE IS THE BASTARDEST ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND, and I love him. I love him.) Um. So about that bit of spoiler news...

SO APPARENTLY ALANA DE LA GARZA IS PREGNANT. AND. THEY. ARE.

WRITING.

IT.

INTO.

THE SHOW.

...

YUP

carry on

I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. WILL MIKE AND CONNIE HAVE A BABY. WILL THEY. WILL THEY. WILL THEY. how is this even real life

I would like to collect my Internet prizes now...?