some drafts sitting on my desk...
Dear Girl Who Never Shows Up To Speech Class On Time,
I did not appreciate what you did to me this morning. It was rude of you to grab my backpack to get my attention. I do wear those headphones so I can block out people such as yourself. I am not one to sit and talk to someone when there's no reason to. This is especially the case when it has nothing to do with myself or anything I'm doing. I did not enjoy listening about you project that you told me about last time you thought it was a good idea to interrupt me in the computer lab for 20 minutes. I found it rude to ask me about the project I was working on at that time, only to interrupt me to tell me you found five dollars and you were going to get pancakes. Also, if you come across another person who stops looking at you when you are speaking to look at the wall, please take that as a hint that the person stopped caring. Thank you for your time and remember, kindly die next time i close my eyes.
<3,
Matthew C. Mumper
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Dear Spanish 202,
Fuck you.
<3,
Matthew C. Mumper
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Dear Telecommunications Department of Ball State University,
You make me so miserable sometimes. This is one of them. Please slow down and let me catch up. Thank you.
<3,
Matthew C. Mumper
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Dear Distance,
You and I have not been the greatest of friends. You happen to get in the way of my beautiful Karyn often. I try screaming but you cover it up. I try calling her but you've found ways to restrict that. You've been at least nice enough to help me out in one way; You have made me a stronger person. This isn't enough though. I'm sick of being strong. I'm ready to give myself up. I'd apprechiate it if you'd go away now. Thanks in advance.
<3,
Matthew C. Mumper
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Dear Time,
I have a simple request. Could you please turn ahead a week? That's all I ask. Thank you for your consideration.
<3,
Matthew C. Mumper
I did not appreciate what you did to me this morning. It was rude of you to grab my backpack to get my attention. I do wear those headphones so I can block out people such as yourself. I am not one to sit and talk to someone when there's no reason to. This is especially the case when it has nothing to do with myself or anything I'm doing. I did not enjoy listening about you project that you told me about last time you thought it was a good idea to interrupt me in the computer lab for 20 minutes. I found it rude to ask me about the project I was working on at that time, only to interrupt me to tell me you found five dollars and you were going to get pancakes. Also, if you come across another person who stops looking at you when you are speaking to look at the wall, please take that as a hint that the person stopped caring. Thank you for your time and remember, kindly die next time i close my eyes.
<3,
Matthew C. Mumper
_______________________________________________________________________
Dear Spanish 202,
Fuck you.
<3,
Matthew C. Mumper
_______________________________________________________________________
Dear Telecommunications Department of Ball State University,
You make me so miserable sometimes. This is one of them. Please slow down and let me catch up. Thank you.
<3,
Matthew C. Mumper
_______________________________________________________________________
Dear Distance,
You and I have not been the greatest of friends. You happen to get in the way of my beautiful Karyn often. I try screaming but you cover it up. I try calling her but you've found ways to restrict that. You've been at least nice enough to help me out in one way; You have made me a stronger person. This isn't enough though. I'm sick of being strong. I'm ready to give myself up. I'd apprechiate it if you'd go away now. Thanks in advance.
<3,
Matthew C. Mumper
_______________________________________________________________________
Dear Time,
I have a simple request. Could you please turn ahead a week? That's all I ask. Thank you for your consideration.
<3,
Matthew C. Mumper