Blue Skies Prompt 5: Sand Castle
Fandom: Bridget Jones' Diary
Prompt: Sand Castle Photo
Rating: PG
Warnings: First attempt writing Bridget at all, ever. Am convinced is horrible. Posting anyways.
Word Count: 146
JUNE 3
135 pounds (body is rebelling due to being swimsuit season, just know it), alcohol units 4 (v. good), cigarettes 22, calories 2351
3 p.m. There was a time when I was young that I was convinced her life would be better-nay, complete!--if ever managed to craft perfect sand castle. Does not matter if one is tubby and unattractive, making perfect castle makes one Queen of beach.
No longer under that delusion. Could be result of having never managed to create perfect castle. Beach holiday looking v. grim indeed. Debated long and hard on getting either bikini to show off as much skin as possible or trying scary knickers under one piece to contain as many wobbly bits as possible. Thinking decision would not be so complicated if had ever learned to make anything other than lopsided lumps of wet sand.
Prompt: Sand Castle Photo
Rating: PG
Warnings: First attempt writing Bridget at all, ever. Am convinced is horrible. Posting anyways.
Word Count: 146
JUNE 3
135 pounds (body is rebelling due to being swimsuit season, just know it), alcohol units 4 (v. good), cigarettes 22, calories 2351
3 p.m. There was a time when I was young that I was convinced her life would be better-nay, complete!--if ever managed to craft perfect sand castle. Does not matter if one is tubby and unattractive, making perfect castle makes one Queen of beach.
No longer under that delusion. Could be result of having never managed to create perfect castle. Beach holiday looking v. grim indeed. Debated long and hard on getting either bikini to show off as much skin as possible or trying scary knickers under one piece to contain as many wobbly bits as possible. Thinking decision would not be so complicated if had ever learned to make anything other than lopsided lumps of wet sand.