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*Guess who’s back?
Not guess whose back…obviously, but who is back?
My queen Angelina Jolie!!
And she’s not alone. No, she brought ALL of her kids with her: Maddox, Zahara, Pax, John Shiloh, Vivienne and Knox.
Viv looks as if she’s the love child between Angie and Reese Witherspoon
This is Angle’s triumphant return to the public after Brad Pitt got weirdly enthusiastic applause at the Golden Globe. As I ride for Angie, I had no choice but to feel the audience picked their side and they chose Brad Pitt in the divorce as if Brad didn’t stink up the box office with that miserable “Allied”. The nerves.
Brad should be happy-Angie gave him some of his best years. And good on her that she got out before he got even more weird and waxy looking. He may have hair unlike her exes Billy Bob Thornton and Jonny Lee Miller, but at least those two aged gracefully.
Actually, only Jonny did.
The way they were
*Angie and Jonny aren’t the only actors covered in tats. Nah, there’s also Edward Thomas Hardy who got a new skeleton tat.
The Marlow one in red is new to me
The poor makeup artist on “Taboo” who has to cover up his tattoos with more tattoos
Woody Chastain-Hardy loves his tatted up dad
Tom and Woody returned to CBeebies to read a bedtime story for the mums children on Valentine’s Day.
Click to viewI’ve struggled to get through the very ambitious “Taboo” and it’s just not my cuppa, even though I mostly just have it on in the background as I listen to Tom’s voice. I watched the premiere episode of “SS-GB” starring Sam Riley, which is essentially “Man in the High Castle-UK”. And the startling thing? Riley sounds like Tom Hardy as Eames in “Inception”. So…guess what I’m watching now I suppose.
Riley in “SS-GB”
*Hardy’s costar in “Taboo” is Oona Chaplin whose character and Tom’s has a Targaryen/Lannister type relationship if you get me. Speaking of “Game of Thrones” (sloppy segue) what are my “Game of Thrones” babies doing?
*The littlest Stark who can only run in a straight line, Art Parkinson, attended the BAFTAs.
His film “Kubo and the Two Strings” had a well-deserved win beating out “Zootopia” (or as it is titled in the UK “Zootropolis”).
Also in attendance was Real!Daario Ed Skrein
Looking good with the cummerbund like Kevin Bacon in “Footloose”
*"Spiderman" Tom Holland is checking out the goods, I'm convinced.
*Pre-BAFTA event attendees Isaac Hempstead Wright and his BFF Dean Charles Chapman.
*Art’s fellow Irishman Aiden Gillen was at the Irish film Festival for a recent film.
I didn’t want to see him shirtless on “Queer as Folk” and I really don’t now
*Another winner is grumpy Stannis Stephen Dillane. Dillane won the Critics Circle award for The Faith Healer
”It’s less. Not fewer”.
Check that jumper!
Know who else is a winner? His son.
Not shaggy haired Frank (on the set of “Fear the Walking Dead’)
No, the cute son, Seamus!
Get it you Anglo-Jamaican hottie
*Friendship won when Jerome “Bronn” Flynn reunited with his singing partner/”Soldier Soldier” costar
Robson Green for Green’s traveling show.
When their series ended Flynn decided to leave everything behind and may or may not have gotten involved in a cult. Looking for peace he turned to charity work
which he still does
and he and Green lost touch. After Flynn returned to acting he and Green still had not been in contact, something Green says everyone, including his own family, would push him about.
Robson is better looking now than when in Robson & Jerome
*From “Grantchester”.
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*Beautiful Lady Olena Dame Diana Rigg with Helen Mirren.
*Still of Michelle Fairley from her new series “The White Princess”
*Queens!
Emilia has her eyes set on her post-GoT career-she has been cast in the “Han Solo” standalone film opposite Alden Ehreinreich and Donald Glover.
*Uncle Greyjoy is being a gleeful troll. I guess this is the Iron way.
*Gwendoline Christie and her long arms embracing Janelle Monae and Octavia Spencer at the SAG Awards.
Promo poster for Christie’s season of “Top of the Lake”
Brienne of Tarth-Breaker of hearts
*The second littlest Stark (get it, because he’s short) is continuing making films no one will see like “Brimstone”.
*Christopher Kit Harington’s girlfriend Rose “Ygriette” Leslie stars on CBS Access’ “The Good Wife” spinoff, “The Good Fight”.
You know something about keeping a job, Rose Leslie
*Meanwhile fail!King is on a show I don’t watch “Medici” and posting these thirst-trap pictures!
Stupid sexy Starks!
*Richard Madden’s chest hair is pretty sexy but no one beats Ser Jorah mi Amore-ah Mormont!
~HBO needs a hit as “Game of Thrones” is racing to the finish line and for now, “Westworld” is it.
They even have Funkos
But just like there’s a long wait for GoT, “Westworld” fans have to wait until 2018 for its return. That’s good news for Leonardo Nam as he and his partner are preparing for fatherhood.
Hot daddy to become actual daddy
*Leonardo isn't the only talented one in his family. His brother Supple is a choreographer who did the choreography for Miike Snow's "Genghis Khan" video.
*Despite his Instagram bio stating that he’s a soon-to-be father, Colton Haynes isn’t really (he’s giving birth to a clothing line). But how knows, Colton who publically came out last year after being in the closet after initially being out since 14 years of age, has a new beau. Jeff Leatham, celebrity florist.
After coming out Colton admitted that he had recently gotten out of a six-year relationship. So good on him for not hiding anymore.
*Surprising no one Colton appeared in a Ryan Murphy production, specifically “Scream Queens”. Surprisingly, it was a one-off because Colton’s good looks and inability to act seems like a perfect match for Ryan Murphy. Well, that all changes with the casting of Edgar Ramirez in Murphy’s second season of “American Crime Story”. The next season will deal with the murder of Gianni Versace by Andrew Cunanan. The former being played by the gorgeous Edgar Ramirez and the latter by “Glee” vet Darren Criss.
The season will be split with an “American Crime Story” focused on Hurricane Katrina.
Up on deck is his other anthology series “Feud”. This one with Jessica Lange and Susan Sarandon as Bette Davis and Joan Crawford.
Finally Sarandon isn’t feuding with the liberals
*F/X is also readying the final season of “The Americans”.
love the artwork
*Also ending, “Bates Motel”.
Featuring Rihanna as Marion Crane
*Funny to me? Rosario Dawson has been dating comedian/actor Eric Andre for easily six months but when she posted a pic of them kissing her friend, Chance the Rapper didn’t believe they were a couple.
Eric Andre had to set him straight.
Eric isn’t that bad looking. He has certain charm.
Rosario repping “Iron Fist”
*She appears in all of the Netflix Marvel series: Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, The Defenders and surely “The Punisher”.
Funny strange, not funny ha-ha is news that WB is in talks with Mel Gibson to direct the sequel to “The Suicide Squad”.
I bloody know, Ben!
Talk about box office suicide. I am hoping he doesn’t get it. It’s ludicrous they’re even contemplating it. “Hacksaw Ridge” was acclaimed but not a box office success. What makes them think Gibson can help their film? Meanwhile talks with “Cloverfield”s Matt Reeves broke down. He was in talks to take over the helm of Affleck’s standalone “Batman” film.
*No franchise is safe. Months after it was announced that “Divergent” will wrap up not in cinemas but as a TV movie, Miles Teller and now Shailene Woodley have dropped out of the project.
Due to serious set injuries Dylan O’Brien was absent from the final season of “Teen Wolf” and “The Maze Runner: The Death Cure” had to be pushed back. I don’t even think it’s on the calendar yet. But O’Brien is back to work. He recently completed a film with Michael Keaton.
Dylan-Pre-Injury
Dylan Post-Injury
Should I be watching NBC’s “Emerald City?” I’m not sure if Oliver Jackson Cohen’s hairy chest is a good enough sale
