A Salute to the Tyrells, DCU Films, Kingsman: The Golden Circle...
::Makes my way to the front of the garden for Mace, Loras and Margaery’s funeral. I’m in mourning but that doesn’t mean I have to look shabby::
I’d like to play a selection of songs that represent the spirit of the Tyrells. Every Rose Has a Thorn,. The Rose, I Never Promised You a Rose Garden and Prince’s Sexy Motherfcuker.
Now ::clears throat:: This is just so hard!
Though I have to bid my farewells I will forever hold in my heart Mace whose singing and cartoonish mustache I mocked but will now miss
, my dear brave Ser Loras who was regal and bold strolling in alongside Tywin after the battle of Blackwater
and who was a devoted boyfriend who gave subpar armpit shaves but blowjobs so *good* that it led a man to wage a reckless war with his brother; and Margaery, who could turn a pocketbook into a dress and make it work.
A kindhearted, loving granddaughter and sister who would do anything for her brother and her quest for queenhood including, but not limited to sex with teenagers and her brother’s boyfriend. She was even willing to include her brother in her sex life so that his boyfriend could put a child in her.
I will miss her most of all.
Truly when the sun has set, no candle can replace it. Neither can the light of blinding wildfire.
I ask in lieu of flowers--which will actually be fitting since that is their house sigil--, you instead send love scenes and/or nude photos of Iain Glen.
Or, if it easier, just toss a flower on my beloveds graves
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/television/2014/04/game_of_thrones_deaths_mourn_dead_characters_at_their_virtual_graveyard.html
~I will never forgive Cersei, but someone who does is Oberyn “Red Viper” Martell. Pedro caught up with Lena in London as he films “Kingsman: The Golden Circle”.
Buddy Oscar Isaac also turned up
Pedro and Taron looking snazzy
Not as snazzy as Mark Strong sporting a kilt
He looks even better shirtless
It’s been so long since I posted a non-Game of Thrones post that the last time I did post it was about how it was rumored that Colin Firth would be returning to the film (which is now being touted as a trilogy). Since then the film’s director Matthew Vaughn denied Colin’s involvement saying that he couldn’t think of an adequate way to bring them back. I thought Vaughn was probably lying to throw people off the. Well, Vaughn’s muse apparently kicked in because the film’s star Taron Egerton tweeted this:
After that people assumed that there would be some trickery involved and that Colin wasn’t returning but set pictures truly confirmed his return.
After that news of castings rolled in.
Channing Tatum
on set
Elton John
Jeff Bridges
This should be the announcement for Egerton’s Eggsy and Firth’s Harry
Also starring is Halle Berry and Julianne Moore
with Vinnie Jones who announced his own casting
After “Kingsman: The Golden Circle” wraps Egerton will jump to “Robin Hood: Origins” with Eve Hewson (“The Knick”)
and Jamie Foxx. Egerton has two more films on the horizon: a theatrical version of “The Billionaire Boys Club” starring Ansel “Terrible Name/Face/Acting” Elgort, Jeremy Irvine, Kevin Spacey, Emma Roberts, Suki Waterhouse, Billie Lourd and Judd Nelson; and the animated film “Sing” as Johnny the gorilla where he gets to once again show off his musical chops.
Singing The Zombies The Way I Feel Inside at the jump and Sam Smith’s Stay with Me at the 20 sec mark
*This almost a dream come true for Egerton. He’s a die-hard Pixar and Dreamworks fan and dreamt of being an animator so this is in his milieu.
Click to viewAs he did with his offering for the “Eddie the Eagle” soundtrack Thrill Me ft. Hugh Jackman
Showing off on Jonathan Ross with dueling Gastons Hugh Jackman and Luke Evans
*At the .41 sec mark
We still have some time left for summer films and there have been blockbuster hits like “Finding Dory”, “Zootopia” and “Captain America: Civil War” there hasn’t been a film that has captivated the public zeitgeist in way that normally defines a true hit. So it’s up to these films to turn it around (good luck, you’re going to need it).
Ghostbusters
*Kristen Wiig, Melisa McCarthy, Leslie Jones, Kate McKinnon, Chris Hemsworth
Bad Moms
*Mila Kunis, Kathryn Hahn, Christina Applegate, Kristen Bell
Mechanic: Resurrection
*They could’ve left this dead. Jason Statham, Jessica Alba, Tommy Lee Jones
Ben-Hur
*Starring Jack Huston, Pilou Asbæk (who plays duplicitous taint Euron Greyjoy on "Game of Thrones) and Morgan Freeman
I’m mad they have Freeman looking like the Lion of Judah
Jason Boring..I mean Bourne
*Matt Damon, Julia Stiles, Alicia Vikander
Absolutely Fabulous: the Movie
Pete’s Dragon
*Oakes Fergley, Bryce Dallas Howard, Robert Redford, Karl Urban
Star Trek: Beyond
The new poster is an homage to an old one
Rihanna sings a song co-written by Sia for the film.
Sledgehammer
*I feel for the cast as they embark on a press tour where they will be asked incessantly about their feelings about the death of, as Zachary Quinto said, “their comrade” Anton Yelchin from a freak car accident.
Suicide Squad
The numbers for “Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice” was better than “Man of Steel” and even “Captain America: Winter Soldier” but the box office and critic and audience reviews were lukewarm if not downright cold.
People…are so cruel
WB is reportedly making changes behind the scenes to get their DC Comics filmverse in order and hack Zack Snyder is changing the tone of the films now that he realize fans do not want to see dark WB films. Hopefully they will get everything in place by the time the currently shooting “Justice League” rolls out.
*Jason Momoa was visited by his family: step-daughter Zoe Kravitz and his kids Lola and Nakao
But there is someone I want him to spend more time with…in a biblical way. His “Justice League”costar Ezra Miller who plays speedster Barry “The Flash” Allen.
My head canon is that Barry and Arthur Curry are boyfriends
And Barry dresses up for him and throws him these sultry looks
Can you blame Barry???
*Look at this Water Warrior!
Who may or may not be into watersports. And this may or may not be a turn-on
*Ezra has a new Flash director. His standalone was to be directed bySeth Grahame-Smith (“Pride, Prejudice and Zombies” but he dropped out do to “Creative differences” I,e, he wouldn’t fall in line. So now it will be directed by Rick Famuyiwa who directed HBO’s “Confimation”, “Dope” and “The Wood”.
