Movies I've Seen...Upcoming Films..

Jun 27, 2012 03:14

It’s officially summer (yes!) and the summer films have been a mixed bag (poor “Battleship”, “Avengers” heroes must have the power of mind control-a billion in box office?). This weekend saw Pixar’s 16th number one film with “Brave”. But I like to think of all of these films as the appetizers before “The Dark Knight Rises”.

Yep, it’s a TDKR post )

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supercaptain182 June 28 2012, 00:37:44 UTC
You had me at Magic Mike, but I stayed for Tom, the shout-out to Fast 6, and Dwayne "The Rock-Hot Sauce" Johnson. Yeah, I can see the Viagra comparison, but I've always thought of him as hot sauce, because you can eat a meal without it, and it's just a meal, but throw in the hot sauce--and, well, BAM, it's something special then. Like Dwayne "Big Sexy 'Rock' Haute Sauce" Johnson. Luke Evans is in this, too? I think I need to have a seat, because slashing Brian with Carter Verone (Cole Hauser) was bad enough, now I'll have visions of that Dom/Brian/Bad Guy!Luke sandwich.

I’ve subtitled it “Fast and Furious: Dom and Brian Get Married
That was actually Fast Five. Fast 6 is Brian and Dom: Guess which is Mr. Mom. I'm pretty sure civil unions are legal in Brazil, so we (or I ) can assume that Dom and Brian did it up with all of that money stolen during the heist. Honeymoons can be expensive, plus Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson aka Hobbs needed a big tip for making it rain like it was the apocalypse all day--everyday.

Tom Welling is flawfree and eternal. JA wishes he could be as amazing as our true WB alien prince.

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dawnybee June 28 2012, 23:46:12 UTC
Dwayne "The Rock-Hot Sauce" Johnson. Yeah, I can see the Viagra comparison, but I've always thought of him as hot sauce, because you can eat a meal without it, and it's just a meal, but throw in the hot sauce--and, well, BAM, it's something special then.

Best. Analogy. Ever!!!

now I'll have visions of that Dom/Brian/Bad Guy!Luke sandwich.

And British villains are just that much better than bland American villains (I’m hoping he keeps the accent).

we (or I ) can assume that Dom and Brian did it up with all of that money stolen during the heist. Honeymoons can be expensive,

Half went to the honeymoon, the other for their baby’s college fund!

Tom Welling is flawfree and eternal. JA wishes he could be as amazing as our true WB alien prince.

He’s looking for a crossroads demon to make that deal with.

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