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~The US most beloved terrible actor Keanu Reeves turned 47 on Friday. We loved him as valley dude Ted in “Bill and Ted Excellent Adventure”. We loved him as valley dude sounding Jonathan Harker in “Bram Stocker’s Dracula”. We loved him as valley dude sounding Neo in “The Matrix” (I’m guessing since I’ve never seen any of the “Matrix” films). He’s no Olivier, but as sure as his inflection and facial expression never changes, neither does his enduring appeal.
Keanu Charles Reeves through the years.
Obligatory Immortal Keanu Reeves meme
He and Lenny Kravitz must fight over usage at the Fountain of Youth
Lynda then
Lynda: 2011 with RuPaul
Baby Keanu
Baby Keanu with his parents
He needs to thank his mom for those genes.
With sisters Kim and Karina
Keanu’s been holding it down for Hapas in cinema for 25 years.
With his “47 Ronin” costars
On set
*I think “47 Ronin” has been delayed until Keanu turned 47 so that every interviewer can say “The 47-year old star of “47 Ronin” because interviewers think they’re witty like that.
*Another person who doesn’t seem to age is Jared Leto.
Jared and Shannon Leto
*Here’s 30 Seconds to Mars uncensored art project video for “Hurricane” directed by Bartholemew Cubbins.
Hurricane - 30 Seconds to Mars from RP Sitabi on Vimeo.
*Another person who looks great is Stacey Dash. Out of everyone in “Clueless”, even Paul Rudd, she looks the best.
But she’s not having the best time. After a few weeks of rumors that she was being let go from her VH-1 show “Single Ladies” due to conflicts with costar LisaRaye McCoy, Stacey confirmed her departure
Her statement said in part " "I have to be back in L.A. with my children right now and the 'Single Ladies' shooting location [in Atlanta] makes this impossible. I wish VH1 the best of luck with the show in maintaining the strong fan base we developed in Season 1."
VH1 in a statement said, "VH1 respects Stacey's decision and her commitment to what she feels is best for her family. We thank her for all of her hard work in making 'Single Ladies' a success right out of the gate, and we wish her nothing but the best in her future plans."
Which is all code for “We fired her but we’re making it look like it’s her choice.Peace!”.
She was my favorite on the show. Unless they replace her with someone just as likeable, I won’t be watching just for LisaRaye. I didn’t even care to learn the other characters names.
She was at the NAACP Theatre Awards last weekend channeling Audrey Hepburn
Okay, her son is wearing the same look as Tom Welling at the “Oceans Eleven” premiere but it looks smashing on this guy
Her ex-husband and their kids. Beautiful family.
The Leto brother leads me to
*Beyonce Knowles is pregnant
Her style is going to go to pot in the final months
*Robert Downey Jr and his wife Susan are expecting a child. It’s their first; his second after jailbait Indio.
Jude is a father of five so he has loads of advice to give
Jimmy Jean Louis of “Heroes” wife recently gave birth to their third child. Another boy.
The lovely Louis family
*Adam Levine talked to OUT about gay contestants on music competition shows, his gay brother
Who is about as good looking as Adam
And his atrocious tats which he thinks are totally cool but they are not
A shark? ! It doesn’t even look like a Great White. It looks like a Mako or some sissified shark like that
You should keep your head down over this mess
*Goddess Angelina Jolie and two of her three daughters: Zahara and Vivienne.
Zee’s hair is so pretty
*Angie’s partner Brad Pitt is starring in the upcoming “MoneyBall” based on the book of the same name about the Oakland As and something or other. Did I mention I known nothing about sports?
Here’s Brad and his costar Jonah Hill covering New York Magazine
Who said that being skinny made you attractive?
Jonah
*Heidi Klum wrote a piece for Huffington Post recently about how she’s learned how to comb the hair of her biracial children. I thought it was really good of her to address that the texture is different and there can be a learning process. Of course the way she writes is as if she was just texting some friends, all that was missing was the sideways smiley face. But kudos to Heidi.
Random Seal on the beach picture
Oh, hai there, big guy
Alex Loughlin and son, Saxon
I give him a year before he’s taller than Scott Caan
The gorgeous Amber Rose and her equally gorgeous mom
She can stop traffic in that romper
All the kids that teased her in school are probably killing themselves now
Ice T’s son Trey and Trey’s mom Darlene
Barry Williams of “The Brady Bunch” with his son who could very well be his grandson
Actual grandson time. Model Tuki Brando, grandson of Marlon
*Tuki was raised by his grandmother in Tahiti after his mother Cheyenne killed herself. She was always troubled , diagnosed with schizophrenia after Tuki’s father Dag Drollet was killed, it’s reported that the night of his death she told her brother Christian that Dag had abused her, but people later suspected she was in a state of mania when she said that and it wasn’t true. Christian confronted Dag with a gun and the two fought and he “accidentally” killed him. At the time this story lived in the Enquirer. It was all they ever wrote about.
Neil Patrick Harris and one of his sons with Elton John’s partner and their son
Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenagger’s (legitimate) son Patrick
Make that up and coming model Patrick Schwarzanagger
Patton Oswalt and his spitting image daughter
“Rules of Engagements” Oliver Hudson (son of Goldie Hawn) and his son
I never even bother looking at my picture after a roller coaster. Unlike these folks
*Ingenious!
Dwayne Johnson and pals
Egypt. Son of Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz
LL Cool J and his family. Wife Justine and daughters Nina, Samaria, Italia and son Najee
Kimora Lee Simmons, ex husband Russell and their daughters with Kimora’s husband Djimon Honous and their baby Kenzo
*She looks absolutely wonderful.
The Baldwin Bros
Cassidy and Clark Freeman. I think that’s their brother Crispin in the background
Tasha Smith and sister (duh) Sidra
David Beckham shoes for his children
*Wonder why Justin Beieber seems like cocky, insufferable tool? He gets it from his dad
Douchetwins
Showing off their matching tats
SELENA GOMEZ GET TO HAVE ALL OF THIS. AREN’T YOU JEALOUS?
*I’ll understand if you can’t answer with all that vomit in your mouth.
I shouldn’t enjoy this gif as much as I do.
Mark Paul Gosselaar and his family
The equally whitebread James VanDerBeek and his daughter
Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Kurt and Courtney Love
*Don’t let the glamourous, beautifully shot photos fool you. She’s about as annoyingly pedantic as her mother online. But she’s a way better speller.
She looks more like Courtney than young Kurt
Gilles Marini (“Brothers and Sisters”) and his son. Along with the son of Iqbal Theba(the principal on “Glee”)
Things That Amuse Me
Bento cat
If this Spiderman thing doesn’t work out Andrew could do some favors for producers. If you know what I mean.
Maybe he can work his hips like this too
Equal treatment. The Men of the JLA adopting a Wonder Woman pose
DCU Kitty
Birds of Prey
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy Kitty
Miss Martian and Star Sapphire Kitty
Stephanie Brown Spoiler/Batgirl/Robin Kitty. Dang, Steph had a lot of covers
Hello Trinity: Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman
That’s very neat
But this is better
Capt. Jack on the run from Disney princesses
I’m guessing Joe wrapped “The Dark Knight Rises” when they wrapped in Pittsburgh (and an interview with a film magazine he talked about how wonderful it was to work opposite Gary Oldman) and should be gearing up to do publicity for “50/50” in which he plays a young man diagnosed with cancer and how he and his friend (Seth Rogen) navigates his love life while dealing with his cancer treatments.
Joe gets a lot of fan love, but here is some co-star love. This is from an interview that John Lithgow gave two years ago.
“Oh he is such a wonderful rare young man and he always was,” explained Lithgow. “As a kid, he carried the burden of a sort of adult life, but as an adult he still has all the joys of being a kid. His success is so wonderful to watch and I’m just so happy for him.”
*I like dapper Joe, but I miss wild long haired! Joe.
I don’t know if I never paid attention or this is a new profile on Michael Rosenbaum’s Twitter
*What’s funny is that in the SV book “The City” Lex and Clark jacuzzi naked. Art imitating life once again.
Michael with one of said grandparents years ago at Disneyland
Alex Ross draws the “30 Rock” cast as “The League of Extraordinary Gentleman”
“Twilight”s Peter Faccinelli and Nikki Reed as Zan and Jayna, The Wonder Twins for a Funny or Die video
Dueling Captain Kirks
Two Sulus
Two Starbucks at Starbucks. Original and SyFy's Starbuck
Old photo of Daniel Craig photobombing Taylor Swift
*Didn’t know Daniel had a sense of humor did you? I hope it came in handy when his ex-girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell got back at him for dumping him after ten years for Rachel Weisz by racking up 1 million dollars of charges on his credit card.
One sheet for the upcoming “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Another Upcoming film:
Ghost Rider 2
Nicholas Cage once again returning to the role of Johnny Blaze along with Eva Mendes and Idris Elba.
*Idris made an appearance at the Outside Music fest a couple of weeks back assisting a music
He also gave an assist to Jill Scott at the BET Music Awards a few months back.
Sexy times two
Idris can be a good dad and get his work done ( third season of “Luther” has been announced).
Maybe Nick needs to take some time out and makes sure his son Weston is getting help.
Weston became ONTD’s crazy boyfriend for a week or so after Nick was beat down by his trainer, put on a 5150 psychiatric hold and then was later arrested for physical abuse of his wife. Weston did what everyone does nowadays: vented all about his marital problems on Facebook and in a drunken haze posted his phone number, which people blew up and called asking him out and what not. His mother talked to TMZ blaming Nicholas for Weston’s problems, then Weston told the press his mother was the problem and he didn’t want her in his life anymore,even banning her from his hospital room. Last I read everything was fine: he’s back with his wife, she’s pregnant (ruh, roh) and he’s reconciled with his mother.
He gets the cray cray honestly
~I’m sure it’s no coincidence that a Muppet Tribute album is coming out just as a new Muppet movie is set to roll out in theaters (starring Jason Segal and Amy Adams). NPR had the CD available for streaming on their site two weeks ago. The CD features indie artists such as My Morning Jacket, Andrew Bird and Sondre Lerche covering classic Muppet tunes
*I know like two songs on this thing. Where is the song from “The Muppet Takes Manhattan”?
1) OK Go: “Muppet Show Theme”
2) Weezer and Paramore’s Hayley Williams: “Rainbow Connection”
3) The Fray: “Mahna Mahna”
4) Alkaline Trio: “Moving Right Along”
5) My Morning Jacket: “Our World”
6) Amy Lee: “Halfway Down the Stairs”
7) Sondre Lerche: “Mr. Bassman”
8) The Airborne Toxic Event: “Wishing Song”
9 )Atreyu’s Brandon Saller and Good Charlotte’s Billy Martin: “Night Life”
10) Andrew Bird: “Bein’ Green”
11) Matt Nathanson: “I Hope That Something Better Comes Along”
12) Rachael Yamagata: “I’m Going to Go Back There Someday”
Here’s OK Go with the Muppet Show theme
* The Rainbow Connection: Rivers Cuomo and Hayley Williams
*In the film Miss Piggy will work for Vogue so of course that called for her to wear designer clothes
By Mark Jacobs no less
I think he’s a bit more fashionable than Piggy.
Marc Jacobs, designer and model
~I
Fashionable Tom
Keanu Charles Reeves through the years.
Obligatory Immortal Keanu Reeves meme
He and Lenny Kravitz must fight over usage at the Fountain of Youth
Lynda then
Lynda: 2011 with RuPaul
Baby Keanu
Baby Keanu with his parents
He needs to thank his mom for those genes.
With sisters Kim and Karina
Keanu’s been holding it down for Hapas in cinema for 25 years.
With his “47 Ronin” costars
On set
*I think “47 Ronin” has been delayed until Keanu turned 47 so that every interviewer can say “The 47-year old star of “47 Ronin” because interviewers think they’re witty like that.
*Another person who doesn’t seem to age is Jared Leto.
Jared and Shannon Leto
*Here’s 30 Seconds to Mars uncensored art project video for “Hurricane” directed by Bartholemew Cubbins.
You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com
Hurricane - 30 Seconds to Mars from RP Sitabi on Vimeo.
*Another person who looks great is Stacey Dash. Out of everyone in “Clueless”, even Paul Rudd, she looks the best.
But she’s not having the best time. After a few weeks of rumors that she was being let go from her VH-1 show “Single Ladies” due to conflicts with costar LisaRaye McCoy, Stacey confirmed her departure
Her statement said in part " "I have to be back in L.A. with my children right now and the 'Single Ladies' shooting location [in Atlanta] makes this impossible. I wish VH1 the best of luck with the show in maintaining the strong fan base we developed in Season 1."
VH1 in a statement said, "VH1 respects Stacey's decision and her commitment to what she feels is best for her family. We thank her for all of her hard work in making 'Single Ladies' a success right out of the gate, and we wish her nothing but the best in her future plans."
Which is all code for “We fired her but we’re making it look like it’s her choice.Peace!”.
She was my favorite on the show. Unless they replace her with someone just as likeable, I won’t be watching just for LisaRaye. I didn’t even care to learn the other characters names.
She was at the NAACP Theatre Awards last weekend channeling Audrey Hepburn
Okay, her son is wearing the same look as Tom Welling at the “Oceans Eleven” premiere but it looks smashing on this guy
Her ex-husband and their kids. Beautiful family.
The Leto brother leads me to
*Beyonce Knowles is pregnant
Her style is going to go to pot in the final months
*Robert Downey Jr and his wife Susan are expecting a child. It’s their first; his second after jailbait Indio.
Jude is a father of five so he has loads of advice to give
Jimmy Jean Louis of “Heroes” wife recently gave birth to their third child. Another boy.
The lovely Louis family
*Adam Levine talked to OUT about gay contestants on music competition shows, his gay brother
Who is about as good looking as Adam
And his atrocious tats which he thinks are totally cool but they are not
A shark? ! It doesn’t even look like a Great White. It looks like a Mako or some sissified shark like that
You should keep your head down over this mess
*Goddess Angelina Jolie and two of her three daughters: Zahara and Vivienne.
Zee’s hair is so pretty
*Angie’s partner Brad Pitt is starring in the upcoming “MoneyBall” based on the book of the same name about the Oakland As and something or other. Did I mention I known nothing about sports?
Here’s Brad and his costar Jonah Hill covering New York Magazine
Who said that being skinny made you attractive?
Jonah
*Heidi Klum wrote a piece for Huffington Post recently about how she’s learned how to comb the hair of her biracial children. I thought it was really good of her to address that the texture is different and there can be a learning process. Of course the way she writes is as if she was just texting some friends, all that was missing was the sideways smiley face. But kudos to Heidi.
Random Seal on the beach picture
Oh, hai there, big guy
Alex Loughlin and son, Saxon
I give him a year before he’s taller than Scott Caan
The gorgeous Amber Rose and her equally gorgeous mom
She can stop traffic in that romper
All the kids that teased her in school are probably killing themselves now
Ice T’s son Trey and Trey’s mom Darlene
Barry Williams of “The Brady Bunch” with his son who could very well be his grandson
Actual grandson time. Model Tuki Brando, grandson of Marlon
*Tuki was raised by his grandmother in Tahiti after his mother Cheyenne killed herself. She was always troubled , diagnosed with schizophrenia after Tuki’s father Dag Drollet was killed, it’s reported that the night of his death she told her brother Christian that Dag had abused her, but people later suspected she was in a state of mania when she said that and it wasn’t true. Christian confronted Dag with a gun and the two fought and he “accidentally” killed him. At the time this story lived in the Enquirer. It was all they ever wrote about.
Neil Patrick Harris and one of his sons with Elton John’s partner and their son
Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenagger’s (legitimate) son Patrick
Make that up and coming model Patrick Schwarzanagger
Patton Oswalt and his spitting image daughter
“Rules of Engagements” Oliver Hudson (son of Goldie Hawn) and his son
I never even bother looking at my picture after a roller coaster. Unlike these folks
*Ingenious!
Dwayne Johnson and pals
Egypt. Son of Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz
LL Cool J and his family. Wife Justine and daughters Nina, Samaria, Italia and son Najee
Kimora Lee Simmons, ex husband Russell and their daughters with Kimora’s husband Djimon Honous and their baby Kenzo
*She looks absolutely wonderful.
The Baldwin Bros
Cassidy and Clark Freeman. I think that’s their brother Crispin in the background
Tasha Smith and sister (duh) Sidra
David Beckham shoes for his children
*Wonder why Justin Beieber seems like cocky, insufferable tool? He gets it from his dad
Douchetwins
Showing off their matching tats
SELENA GOMEZ GET TO HAVE ALL OF THIS. AREN’T YOU JEALOUS?
*I’ll understand if you can’t answer with all that vomit in your mouth.
I shouldn’t enjoy this gif as much as I do.
Mark Paul Gosselaar and his family
The equally whitebread James VanDerBeek and his daughter
Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Kurt and Courtney Love
*Don’t let the glamourous, beautifully shot photos fool you. She’s about as annoyingly pedantic as her mother online. But she’s a way better speller.
She looks more like Courtney than young Kurt
Gilles Marini (“Brothers and Sisters”) and his son. Along with the son of Iqbal Theba(the principal on “Glee”)
Things That Amuse Me
Bento cat
If this Spiderman thing doesn’t work out Andrew could do some favors for producers. If you know what I mean.
Maybe he can work his hips like this too
Equal treatment. The Men of the JLA adopting a Wonder Woman pose
DCU Kitty
Birds of Prey
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy Kitty
Miss Martian and Star Sapphire Kitty
Stephanie Brown Spoiler/Batgirl/Robin Kitty. Dang, Steph had a lot of covers
Hello Trinity: Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman
That’s very neat
But this is better
Capt. Jack on the run from Disney princesses
I’m guessing Joe wrapped “The Dark Knight Rises” when they wrapped in Pittsburgh (and an interview with a film magazine he talked about how wonderful it was to work opposite Gary Oldman) and should be gearing up to do publicity for “50/50” in which he plays a young man diagnosed with cancer and how he and his friend (Seth Rogen) navigates his love life while dealing with his cancer treatments.
Joe gets a lot of fan love, but here is some co-star love. This is from an interview that John Lithgow gave two years ago.
“Oh he is such a wonderful rare young man and he always was,” explained Lithgow. “As a kid, he carried the burden of a sort of adult life, but as an adult he still has all the joys of being a kid. His success is so wonderful to watch and I’m just so happy for him.”
*I like dapper Joe, but I miss wild long haired! Joe.
I don’t know if I never paid attention or this is a new profile on Michael Rosenbaum’s Twitter
*What’s funny is that in the SV book “The City” Lex and Clark jacuzzi naked. Art imitating life once again.
Michael with one of said grandparents years ago at Disneyland
Alex Ross draws the “30 Rock” cast as “The League of Extraordinary Gentleman”
“Twilight”s Peter Faccinelli and Nikki Reed as Zan and Jayna, The Wonder Twins for a Funny or Die video
Dueling Captain Kirks
Two Sulus
Two Starbucks at Starbucks. Original and SyFy's Starbuck
Old photo of Daniel Craig photobombing Taylor Swift
*Didn’t know Daniel had a sense of humor did you? I hope it came in handy when his ex-girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell got back at him for dumping him after ten years for Rachel Weisz by racking up 1 million dollars of charges on his credit card.
One sheet for the upcoming “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Another Upcoming film:
Ghost Rider 2
Nicholas Cage once again returning to the role of Johnny Blaze along with Eva Mendes and Idris Elba.
*Idris made an appearance at the Outside Music fest a couple of weeks back assisting a music
He also gave an assist to Jill Scott at the BET Music Awards a few months back.
Sexy times two
Idris can be a good dad and get his work done ( third season of “Luther” has been announced).
Maybe Nick needs to take some time out and makes sure his son Weston is getting help.
Weston became ONTD’s crazy boyfriend for a week or so after Nick was beat down by his trainer, put on a 5150 psychiatric hold and then was later arrested for physical abuse of his wife. Weston did what everyone does nowadays: vented all about his marital problems on Facebook and in a drunken haze posted his phone number, which people blew up and called asking him out and what not. His mother talked to TMZ blaming Nicholas for Weston’s problems, then Weston told the press his mother was the problem and he didn’t want her in his life anymore,even banning her from his hospital room. Last I read everything was fine: he’s back with his wife, she’s pregnant (ruh, roh) and he’s reconciled with his mother.
He gets the cray cray honestly
~I’m sure it’s no coincidence that a Muppet Tribute album is coming out just as a new Muppet movie is set to roll out in theaters (starring Jason Segal and Amy Adams). NPR had the CD available for streaming on their site two weeks ago. The CD features indie artists such as My Morning Jacket, Andrew Bird and Sondre Lerche covering classic Muppet tunes
*I know like two songs on this thing. Where is the song from “The Muppet Takes Manhattan”?
1) OK Go: “Muppet Show Theme”
2) Weezer and Paramore’s Hayley Williams: “Rainbow Connection”
3) The Fray: “Mahna Mahna”
4) Alkaline Trio: “Moving Right Along”
5) My Morning Jacket: “Our World”
6) Amy Lee: “Halfway Down the Stairs”
7) Sondre Lerche: “Mr. Bassman”
8) The Airborne Toxic Event: “Wishing Song”
9 )Atreyu’s Brandon Saller and Good Charlotte’s Billy Martin: “Night Life”
10) Andrew Bird: “Bein’ Green”
11) Matt Nathanson: “I Hope That Something Better Comes Along”
12) Rachael Yamagata: “I’m Going to Go Back There Someday”
Here’s OK Go with the Muppet Show theme
Click to view* The Rainbow Connection: Rivers Cuomo and Hayley Williams
*In the film Miss Piggy will work for Vogue so of course that called for her to wear designer clothes
By Mark Jacobs no less
I think he’s a bit more fashionable than Piggy.
Marc Jacobs, designer and model
~I
Fashionable Tom
