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Jan 08, 2011 02:16

Um... I want to ask anybody who knows how to fight...

How do you pick a weapon? I mean... how do you know what suits you best? Do you try them until you figure it out, or do you let someone pick for you? And what if you-

...nevermind...

[Simon's going to be chilling out around the stairs at the entrance of community building 7, a sheathed sword ( Read more... )

my drill is my soul but weapons are usef, growing up is hard bro, swords or drills?, letter from the future

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[Voice] originaljackass January 8 2011, 07:24:52 UTC

Tell you what, kid, in my experience, you pick up whatever weapon is handy and if the other guy manages to not kill with what he's holding, you've got a winner.

[Voice] dawndigger January 8 2011, 08:00:26 UTC

I-isn't that kind of harsh?

[Voice] originaljackass January 8 2011, 08:01:35 UTC

It's effective, though. If you're shit with a weapon, you're going to find out soon.

[Voice] dawndigger January 8 2011, 08:04:51 UTC

...But if things go wrong, you're dead and you can't learn to do better next time.

[Voice] originaljackass January 8 2011, 08:05:50 UTC

So don't die.

[Voice] dawndigger January 8 2011, 08:21:27 UTC

It's not something anybody plans to do!

[Voice] originaljackass January 8 2011, 08:23:05 UTC

I plan to live. It's worked out good so far, save for that one time.

[Voice] dawndigger January 8 2011, 08:34:06 UTC

One time?

[Voice] originaljackass January 8 2011, 08:35:13 UTC

Long story kid and I ain't exactly hurting to impress you.

[Voice] dawndigger January 8 2011, 08:36:47 UTC

Ah... sorry. I didn't mean to pry.

[Voice] originaljackass January 8 2011, 08:38:29 UTC

Don't apologize. I just don't find you that important.

[Voice] dawndigger January 8 2011, 08:40:15 UTC

[...Hey.

What the heck is he supposed to even say to that?]

...Ah... w-well, I am a stranger, so... it makes sense...

[Voice] originaljackass January 8 2011, 08:42:09 UTC

[Sorry Simon, you are not a sexy woman. Just a kid.]

Of course, if you want your Uncle Jack to teach you a few things, I could clear up my schedule... [Which happens to include nothing.]

[Voice] dawndigger January 8 2011, 08:48:13 UTC

[Simon's all for getting gently stepped on, but every now and then you just gotta be a man.]

I'm not a little kid, you don't have to be like that. ["Uncle Jack", seriously?]

[Voice] originaljackass January 8 2011, 08:49:56 UTC

[Uncle Jack was very popular! ... with a bunch of five year olds.]

So you're a real man, are you?

[Voice] dawndigger January 8 2011, 08:54:28 UTC

...I didn't say that. [He isn't exactly the epitome of manliness like some people. But he's definitely not a kid.]

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