About: Lavi-killed-some-guy AU. Happens after
this.
Kanda was feeling very calm.
"That guy is dead." he stated. Very calmly.
Lavi nodded. Indeed, the guy was very much dead.
"That dead guy is on my kitchen table."
Lavi nodded again. The dead guy was indeed on Kanda's kitchen table and most definitely staining the lovely tablecloth Tiedoll had so lovingly embroidered for Kanda and somehow made Kanda keep.
Kanda brought the beer can to his lips, sipped the warm beer for a little while, slowly lowered the can again, and then punched Lavi so hard he fell flat on his back and nearly blacked out.
Kanda took another sip from his beer, which was still warm, but now he really did feel calmer.