Telling Tiedoll what happened to his table cloth
Title: Telling Tiedoll what happened to his beloved tablecloth, or why Kanda hates his life
About: Lavi-killed-some-guy AU. Happens after this
"It was stained."
"Yes." Kanda ground out through his clenched teeth.
"It was irreparably stained."
"Yes."
"'It was stained, and I can't say more.' That's all you have to tell me?"
"..."
"My terribly precious table cloth was stained beyong repair in some misterious way you cannot tell me, for reasons you're not going to share, for a cause you will not disclose? Is that what you're telling me, my boy?" And oh god, Kanda could hear the beginning of a whine.
"I can get another one." was Kanda's first attempt at staving off the whining and the sniffling and the crying. Judging by the wobbly lower lip, it wasn't a great first attempt. "Or you could make another one. Change the... style. Or something. You like that." was Kanda's second attempt, and it was in no way less pitiful than the first. There were tears pooling in Tiedoll's eyes now.
But until he broke out the kerchiefs, there was still hope. So Kanda gritted his teeth and bravely held on to his resolve. "Look, it was the Rabbit's fault. He did some stupid shit as usual, and he brought his fuckery to my doorstep, and then he dumped the dead guy on the table and I couldn't-"
"-did you say dead-"
Oh, fuck.
About: Lavi-killed-some-guy AU. Happens after this
"It was stained."
"Yes." Kanda ground out through his clenched teeth.
"It was irreparably stained."
"Yes."
"'It was stained, and I can't say more.' That's all you have to tell me?"
"..."
"My terribly precious table cloth was stained beyong repair in some misterious way you cannot tell me, for reasons you're not going to share, for a cause you will not disclose? Is that what you're telling me, my boy?" And oh god, Kanda could hear the beginning of a whine.
"I can get another one." was Kanda's first attempt at staving off the whining and the sniffling and the crying. Judging by the wobbly lower lip, it wasn't a great first attempt. "Or you could make another one. Change the... style. Or something. You like that." was Kanda's second attempt, and it was in no way less pitiful than the first. There were tears pooling in Tiedoll's eyes now.
But until he broke out the kerchiefs, there was still hope. So Kanda gritted his teeth and bravely held on to his resolve. "Look, it was the Rabbit's fault. He did some stupid shit as usual, and he brought his fuckery to my doorstep, and then he dumped the dead guy on the table and I couldn't-"
"-did you say dead-"
Oh, fuck.