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After the football game tonight, there was this freshmen only dance at school. Not being freshmen, we were denied access to this. But, after careful, charismatic persuasion of Mrs. Stone, we were allowed to enter. I had never seen anything so pathetic in my life. Don't get me wrong, the DJ was fine and there was cool lights and stuff, but the party could not have been deader. The freshmen have to be the prudest, worst dancers on the face of the planet. Think Nashua Catholic, and then add a few MORE inches for the Holy Spirit to tango in. Brandon and I yearned to corrupt these hopeless beings, yet we lacked the necessary key ingredient: girls to dance with. There, of course, were plenty of freshmen girls...but that's illegal. And plus, they wouldn't have danced with us anyway. It wasn't like you could jump into the middle of a group of dancing people and then be swallowed in a heap of orgy. The "center mob" was exactly as the phrase means: a group of people standing in a tightly packed area. Pathetic. Those freshmen need to be corrupted. They need to know how it's done. My soul took a beating tonight from having to witness this monstrosity. Does anyone know when the first real dance will be?