Sep 22, 2005 16:55
Today, Mrs. Oleson taught us how to make home-made napalm. w00t! Here are the instructions:
1. Obtain: Jello mix, rubbing alcohol, empty glass bottle, rag, gas/oil/anything flammable, fire
2. Make the jello according to the instructions on the box, except use rubbing alcohol instead of water
3. Put the Jello into the glass bottle
4. Soak rag in gas/oil/anything flammable
5. Stuff most of rag into bottle
6. Ignite the rag with fire
7. Throw
Watch as the bottle breaks, smearing the jelly everywhere and lighting it on fire. Not only will the jelly burn for a long time, it will be hard to extinguish. Caution: Jelly will smear and stick to anything. Use with care.
Have fun kiddies!