I know it's not funny but . . . .
Item in yesterday's P&J:
'An Aberdeen football fan dressed as a sheep suffered serious burns after his suit caught fire while on a train.'
Apparently fellow passengers threw their pints over him as he raced up the corridor in a futile effort to douse the flames.
PS: Floods galore up here.
PPS: Craig has ordered another 80 light bulbs!
'An Aberdeen football fan dressed as a sheep suffered serious burns after his suit caught fire while on a train.'
Apparently fellow passengers threw their pints over him as he raced up the corridor in a futile effort to douse the flames.
PS: Floods galore up here.
PPS: Craig has ordered another 80 light bulbs!