Sorry if this is the worse macro ever, but I saw a screencap and I couldn't leave it alone...
Ianto: "I think I have something in my eye..."
Ianto: "Fuck! It's still there!"
Ianto: "Oh, it's okay. I have friendly Adam (who I don't REALLY remember and I can't find any evidence of him in my diary). I am sure he can help me."
Adam: "Sure, how does this feel?"
Ianto: *incoherent crying*
Meanwhile....
Jack: "Shit, my eyes are killing me!"
Adam: "Jack, can I help you?"
Jack: "Thanks, my eyes are really killing me (LOL, I can't die!)"
Adam proceeds to "help" Jack as well...
Adam: "How are you feeling Jack?
Jack: "Honestly? I am too amazing to let anyone know about you, therefore I am retconning you.
By the way, I am beebee jesus."