Operation “Get Fucked up”
The evil roommate sorceress of the closet on the hill (St. Edward’s University), simply known as “The Bitch,” has struck again leaving destruction and chaos in her wake, and stupid little notes all over the apartment. Her roommate, who must endure the constant burden of the evil hag and her vast mercenary minion army of as much as two “friends” is none other than the great benevolent Jenn, the beautiful and fabulous princess of St. Edward’s! Yes, the beacon where many travel great distances to seek her wisdom, funness, companionship, her alcohol, and even her cute friends. And it was today when my dear friend Jenn discovered the cowardly and grossly immature notes that attacked her integrity. Jenn was devastated and dismayed at the unusually high levels of evilness from the witch roommate. Her anti-evil task force and closest confidants (Jessie, Danny, David, Alex, Annemarie, Ashley and Ashley #2) responded to her distress call and immediately began to mobilize against the evil sorceress witch roommate.
A plan was devised and the posse was organized into two units. Alpha squad consisted of Alex, Annemarie, Ashley and Ashley #2. Delta squad consisted of Danny and David. Jen commanded alpha squad and Jessie led delta squad. We then set out to execute operation “Get Fucked up”. And we did just that. Our operation went smoothly with only one interruption involving a nosey police officer, but we quickly neutralized the threat with our irresistible charm and powers of persuasion. Hehe. There was much smoking, drinking, driving, clubbing, dancing, pictures being taken, and plenty of illegal activities to keep us entertained for the night and much of the morning the next day! When I woke up today I was still drunk, my door was open, I was ass naked on my bed, I was sore for some reason, and my stuffed animal Spot was naked with my Alien action figure on my bed. Nah, I’m just kidding, Spot would never cheat on me with a Giger action figure. And so that boys and girls, is the beginning of our story and quest to squish the evil bitch witch queen sorceress of the closet on the hill. To be continued…
A plan was devised and the posse was organized into two units. Alpha squad consisted of Alex, Annemarie, Ashley and Ashley #2. Delta squad consisted of Danny and David. Jen commanded alpha squad and Jessie led delta squad. We then set out to execute operation “Get Fucked up”. And we did just that. Our operation went smoothly with only one interruption involving a nosey police officer, but we quickly neutralized the threat with our irresistible charm and powers of persuasion. Hehe. There was much smoking, drinking, driving, clubbing, dancing, pictures being taken, and plenty of illegal activities to keep us entertained for the night and much of the morning the next day! When I woke up today I was still drunk, my door was open, I was ass naked on my bed, I was sore for some reason, and my stuffed animal Spot was naked with my Alien action figure on my bed. Nah, I’m just kidding, Spot would never cheat on me with a Giger action figure. And so that boys and girls, is the beginning of our story and quest to squish the evil bitch witch queen sorceress of the closet on the hill. To be continued…