Shin digging.

[daves_revenge]

in my boredom, i've decided to open a book of ancient chinese poetry on ya' asses and write some haikus about my friends, and one about myself. i hope you enjoy.

David Scott Benson

Comments

[greendisaster]

YOU SON OF A BITCH HOW DARE YOU FORGET ME I"LL SHOULD PILLAGE YOUR VILLAGE AND KILL EVERYONE BUT THE CHILDREN SO THE ARE DEFENCELESS AGAINST THE ANIMALS< AND CHILD MOLESTORS HAHAHAHAHA.
Love. Khrist

[xbeatingheartsx]

lmfao.

let me try this ...

david scott benson
He who can cut a rug like no other
kicks way more ass then jackie chan.

eh? eh?

pee. ess.

extra 10 points for spelling my name right. WOOT.

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[___499974]

<3 the haikus because all of them were totally right.
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[hero_of_freaks]

Dave, you are the definition of kick ass. You will one day rule the world. We do need to hang more. Like a couple of nuts in a scrotum. I just need my license and we will go rape and pillage some largely bushed latin women.