in my boredom, i've decided to open a book of ancient chinese poetry on ya' asses and write some haikus about my friends, and one about myself. i hope you enjoy.
David Scott Benson
Works hard, eats ramen, plays games.
Needs a good woman.
Daniel P. Potter:
A man who has a vision.
He loves his music.
Daniel fuckin' Brooks
Smokes quite a lot of ganja.
Also smokes the dick. :D
Richard X. Wilson
Likes punk rock and Morrowind.
We don't hang enough...
Major George Swantner:
He beat the Turks with his dick.
We've fought epic fights.
Alyssa Lasley.
I ask, need I say no more?
You know she is sweet.
Nicole Larimore
Knows every bad song made.
That makes her more cool.
Adam Krist is a
fine arts kind of man with lots
of bush in his pants.
if you don't like your haiku, or i haven't written one about you, comment here and i'll edit it in.
below is a badass chinese guy.