Oct 17, 2008 01:12
In these desperate times, the lives of men turn cold and their beliefs are set aside for the hard realities of the phone bank:
Republicans launched an enormous wave of phone calls Thursday blasting Barack Obama for "having worked closely with domestic terrorist Bill Ayers," party sources said.
It's early evening in the American Household and the pollable landline rings. Up from those roasted potatoes, the American answers the phone with the honesty only present in rural America. "Hello?"
Some are recorded "robocalls," while others are live to comply with relevant state laws. The calls are being paid for jointly by the Republican party and the McCain campaign, according to a script provided by the Republican party.
Your teenage daughter looks up from her dinner, mom asks if its Mrs. Miller about the cobbler.
The "robocalls" criticize Obama national security, his opposition to an Illinois measure that called for doctors to provide medical care to babies who survive botched abortions, his connection with former '60s radical William Ayers and his response to the financial crisis.
Maybe you notice your daughter has the looks of a Palin: looking for the rough stuff, the hard sex that'll prove those tax-free Republican ideals and carry it on to the next generation at any cost. Fuck em if they can't take a joke.You can see the abortion taking place now with Dr. Obama charming and young digging beneath the legs between the stirrups of failed economic policy and American Capitalism. Spread the wealth, he says, those cold speculum in hand.
McCain said he did not care about "an old washed-up terrorist" like Ayers Wednesday night at his debate with Obama.
Now it doens't matter, it's just that last quick sprint toward the end. Hard and long like a bad porn film at a suicide bachelor party. Suck it back, drink it down, hope you forget in the few hours before Church. They'll never see, God's the only one who will know, and we can deal with Him. Just not the wife and kids. Not the neighbors. Not the school board. Not what grandparents fought wars for, not for the different, the weird. No, now it's time to take care of us.
Fear, we'll take care of you.
Points East, 10:30pm.