"You are Most Certainly Not a Rabbit, and I am Most Certainly not Attracted to you, you Vile Whore!"
Good day, friends and fellows! As promised, my latest re-write is ready for consumption by the public!
For those of you new and unfamilliar with the process, allow me to explain in brief: For reasons of my own - principal among them the entertainment of those depraved souls out there in the ether who share my comic sensibilities - I have taken to taking japanese horrific pornography and turning them into english-language pornographic horrors, and in so doing, crafting the finest of comedy gold.
Previous such works are to be found here.
And now, without further delay...
Comments are as always welcome.