Merry tuesday, dickweeds!
A very special holiday greeting for you all! It is MP3 format, and a little on the large side, so I suggest you go with some "save as" action here.
I actually recorded this very nearly a year ago, but last December the 25th, my computer was out of commission, and I was unable to post this on the appropriate day. And so I sat on it for a year, waiting, waiting, waiting... never showing it to anyone... until the time was right.
Now, at long last, it is time for the tale to be told in its entirety.