HOOOLLLD ONNN TO THE NIIIIGHT! THERE WILL BE NO SHAAAAME!
This will not be news to anyone to have visited 4Chan today, but for the rest of you, there is a game you must play, and you must play it right this very second.
I speak of Robot Unicorn Attack. It is the most perfectly, sublimely, ridiculously cockpunchingly retarded game I have seen in a very long time. The concept and execution are utterly without flaw; I can neither stop laughing nor stop playing it. The fact that it is utterly deadpan in its approach is ...
... is perfect.
There is no other word for this. None.