Learn how to make eggs good, stupids!

[dave_littler]

Hey, dickweeds.

It's come to my attention that some of you - you know who you are - don't know how to make eggs good-like. I'm gonna kick the motherfucking shit out of your ignorance, though, and teach you what your parents should have taught you in order to keep you from growing up stupid and bad-egg-cooking.

Hold on to your asses, ass-holders,

Comments

[opium]

Despite being vegan...and being a raw vegan at that, this still looks dericious.

[dave_littler]

The forbidden fruit is all the sweeter in the eye of the beholder for being forbidden, I should think. :)

You should click on the "cooking" tag and check out my earlier recipe, "The Archduke Franz-Ferdinand" for a real challenge to your vegan values. Truly, it is the pinnacle of human cuisine.

[opium]

That one doesn't appeal to me much, actually. I think this does mostly because of the bits of onion and the cheese, and the BAGEL. I miss bread more than anything else.

[falconwarrior]

Bread is grain... grain is animals?

[opium]

You missed the part where I said I was a raw vegan. I don't eat cooked/baked food.

[falconwarrior]

Why not?

[opium]

Because that is how I function the best. Food with life in it will sustain life better than ingesting food with the life cooked out of it.

[dave_littler]

I'd never thought about it in those terms, but from a purely nutritional standpoint, that does make a good deal of sense. As long as you can be sure that the foods you eat don't need to be cooked, like with chicken and samonella poisoning (which I know isn't an issue for you, as a vegan), it would mean that you're getting more nutrition per mouthful, if you will.

[opium]

The energy you get eating this way is insane.

My dog is transitioning to raw food, too - she loooves it. She is gnawing on a bone right now.

[dave_littler]

Well, sure. I mean, when you burn something, all that fire is just chemical energy inside being released in a chemical reaction. Even if you don't burn something entirely, the act of cooking it is essentially the same process.

On an unrelated note, did you get that final message I sent you early this morning? You responded to all but the last one, so it seems possible you just failed to notice it...

[chezmax]

On the other hand, humans adopted cooking because it actually makes food easier to digest and to extract more nutrition out of it.

To each his own, of course. :)

[opium]

Yep, sorry for the delayed reply. I was thinking about it. I'm not really comfortable with the idea but thank you for thinking of me.

[dave_littler]

More's the pity, more's the pity. But it's good that you're being honest about it: I've had a number of prospective models decide they weren't comfortable and flake out on me after I've been well into the creative process, and then spin me some lies and excuses about why they're backing out. I can't tell you how much that frustrates me.

So, yeah. No bad, no worry. Thanks, anyways. There's a silver lining, at any event: I'd begun working on a design for you which I'm really liking, and which I can paint onto someone else anyways. You at least provided me that spark of inspiration to get started on this design.

[ext_274061]

I might be wrong, but I think you're a little insane.

I mean, who in their right mind would willingly deprive themselves of something they (would) enjoy eating?

[opium]

lol, I am hardly insane because I don't want to eat things that aren't good for me. Besides, it's not like I go around lamenting the loss of bread or cheese in my life. If I see a photo of it, it brings back memories of yum. Otherwise I never think about it.