Sukiyaki Western Django is not a good movie.

[dave_littler]

A while ago, my friend Ray brought over a DVD of a movie entitles “Sukiyaki Western Django.” I had never heard of it, and Ray seemed oddly hesitant about sharing it. It was plain that he wanted to do so, not only in that he wished to watch it himself, but I think, wisely, he did not wish to watch it alone.

This was very wise of him.

Sukiyaki

Comments

[voodooskeleton]

i was gonna rent this thanks for telling me it sucks

[dave_littler]

No problem. Save your money.

And then spend it on a rental of Battlefield Earth, instead.

[voodooskeleton]

well i get free rentals anyway seeing as i work at the video store. i dont think we have battlefield earth though.

Whaa?

[dave_littler]

The visionary genius of L. Ron Hubbard is unrepresented in your fine establishment? What's the matter? Do they have some fucking /b/tards working there or something?

No, but seriously. I snuck into the theatre to watch that crap-fest because I had deep misgivings about it. By the end, I was so angry, I almost demanded my money back in spite of this. I then decided to walk home from the theatre instead of taking the bus, even though doing so took nearly two hours. The reason I did this is so I could see more people on the way there and could warn each of them "Whatever you do, don't see Battlefield Earth!"

I'll never forget this one dude. I told him that, and he just put his head in his hands, sighed deeply and then looked up at me with these haunted eyes, and he says to me "Too late, man... too late."

Re: Whaa?

[voodooskeleton]

our store is like 4 or 5 years old so we dont have alot of movies at allllll

Re: Whaa?

[dave_littler]

You should get some. It would increase your profit potential. You can tell your boss I said so.

Re: Whaa?

[voodooskeleton]

unfortunately we're like more corporate than starbucks so we dont actually get to pick which movies we have in our store :(

Re: Whaa?

[dave_littler]

Then you're gonna have to take it to upper management! Storm into their boardroom in the middle of a meeting, booting the door open in front of you, and bellow "STOP THE PRESSES!"

And they'll be all like "THERE ARE NO PRESSES THIS IS NOT A PERIODICAL PUBLICATION ALSO WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

And you can be all like "A DUDE ON THE INTERNET SAYS GET MORE MOVIES MAKE MORE MONEY."

And they'll be all like "HOLY SHIT HE IS A GENIUS AND SO ARE YOU FOR CONVEYING HIS MESSAGE YOU ARE NOW KING AND QUEEN OF THE COMPANY RESPECTIVELY."

Re: Whaa?

[voodooskeleton]

this is a good idea. i see no possibility of getting fired if i do this.

Re: Whaa?

[dave_littler]

Of course not. You can't fire a queen. You can only stage a bloody revolution.

Re: Whaa?

[nerdfury]

This made me laugh so hard, I think I broke something.