Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by ( Read more... )

"The end justifies the means" is a coward's way of sayin' "I know it's wrong, but I did it anyway, and I don't wanna face the consequences."

...and sometimes it just sits around, waiting for you to find it in the funny book you're reading. One of the "funny" things about this guy is that his "funny" books (which are, in fact, often quite hilarious) also contain stuff like these:

( Behind a cut, in case you're not in the mood for wisdom today )